20 Times Kids Came Up With Their Own Brilliant Words For Common Items

8 thoughts on “20 Times Kids Came Up With Their Own Brilliant Words For Common Items”

1. Hand sock. In German a glove are called Handschuh which means “Hand Shoe”

2. Dear God, please let me inhabit a garden of dead people.
   Stat.

3. Parents are dumb. You lose brain cells once your child is born.

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4. All fake

5. When my daughter was around 3 she kept telling me her hiney burped,when ever she passed wind.

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6. you seem like the fun guy at parties

7. Conceived, I think.
   For proof, look at a man’s face when his girlfriend says the magic words “I’m pregnant”. THere is no intelligence there …

8. One of my younger brothers called a fire truck a “water truck” when he was little. Because it brings water to put the fire out.