Do you know how you can improve any item? Give it a butt! Brian Cook’s literally cheeky coloring book Butts On Things is loaded with illustrations of objects bestowed with a fresh pair of buns. From hotdogs to ice cream, to a cup of coffee, everything looks better with a buttcrack! Scroll down to check out some of our favorite examples!
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…meh… After the first one, you’ve seen them all.
I said what what
Lame and stupid.
Brian Cook has a butt crack fetish. Sick bas&ard!
The last one looks like a photo f Trumps’s wounded ear.
How original. So provoking… *yawn*
Samwell
Only two Watts- That’s not very bright
Stupid.
Ok nice but why?
Drawing “y’s” on inanimate objects is now art. But it did give a Trump derangement victim a chance to try and spread it’s mind virus 🦠
How many times are you gonna say “trump derangement syndrome”? Your gonna be okay! There will be a white van and two nice gentleman to help you to your new home!
Sorry that’s my mom, you can tell by the emojis. Get out of here mom!!!! Gawd!
“It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day.”
Why does every comment section have to turn to the absolutely horrible, corrupt, current US administration which is pretty far along in the destruction of the country they are trying to save. These pedo criminals don’t deserve the attention they get. They claim for years that Joe had a brain and a few weeks ago, even they could now no longer deny.
6th grade humor + bad art = this
Waste of time.
Pedo criminals? Aren’t all important Republicans entangled in economic crime, human trafficking, molestion (of children and adults), public se*ual misconduct, domestic violence and rape?
Hm, yes, they are.
Republican crime is on the rise, not the dems? Seriously?
Pedo Joe showering with his teenage daughter
Pedo Joe gets caught sleeping with the babysitter, Jill, and his wife decides to commit suicide by vehicle.
Pedo Joe, sexual assault of Tara Reade, no media coverage.
His son, banging his other son’s widow and doing crack, naked with his underage niece.
Why did his some take 5 Million from the wife of the mayor of Moscow? Why was he installed into a Ukrainian energy company?
and on and on it goes.
Think! If Trump was corrupt, why did 8 years of deep investigation of him, his family and all his corporations, and what did they actually find with all their AGs in their pocket as well as CIA, FBI and others.
– a ridiculous claim of sexual assault that was laughed out of court but somehow Trump owes he money for criticizing his false accuser.
– personal money used for an NDA that they claim should have been election funds. 34 felonies somehow
– A loan, approved by the bank and already long paid off, in which Dems claim his Palm Beach home and golf course are only worth 18 Million.
One quick reminder: in all three cases, they had to change the law in order to pursue.
Ok, but it’s the republicans that are bad.
51 “Intelligence officials” state that the Hunter Biden laptop is a Russian plot.
Oh, will the democrat corruption ever take a seista?
So, Sir Mix-A-Lot’s stuff?
You are leaving out election fraud, stolen secret documents, a fake charity, and the eternal struggles with the IRS. The SCOTUS even changed the law to protect him. But no, he can’t be bad.
Yes, Biden administration guilty of all that. Heck, it was even illegal to question it.
Kamala did such a fine job as border czar without even visiting it, I can’t wait to see what she’ll accomplish next!
Even Big Mike would be better than Word Salad Kamala
Yeah, we go from one great orator to another.
Cool!
Republican crime is one the rise. The party of lies and fake news. Republican agenda states to destroy American freedom for a christian-totalitarian regime like Iran.
Remember if you support trump don’t talk about him, talk about Biden! It’s like their rule, has anyone noticed? Trump supporters NEVER Talk about trump……almost as if……they know there is nothing good to say about him so they do the school yard bully tactic of belittling others to look good by comparison! Trump supporters acting like children, who would of guessed?! Now double down on your attempts you guys, I’m sure America will get better with your style of stupidity!
If conservatives are the good guys, why are you suing scientists for telling you your wrong? Look it up, several Republican firms are suing scientists on the basis that “science is censoring them”. Your suing facts because they hurt your feelings!
What they actually do is to censorship facts and reality by lawsuit.
Republican crime targets intellectuals, like scientists and teachers, women, people of color, minorities groups, media workers, politicians of the opposition, the decent, law-abiding American citizen and many others.
Democratic crime targets all but their own “elite” with intent on destroying society rather than reform it, all under the guise of “helping”.
The Democratic party is the real racist party. They treat “people of color” like they are less than people. They are only servants to them, delivering a vote and accepting blind promises. If your hiring practices include how many woke boxes you can check off, you are racist. A puddin headed moron said his VP must be a black woman, that’s demonstrated racism.
Above anonymous, ever heard the expression, “Village Idiot”.
You fit the expression to a tee.
Ok
Vote Biden or you’re a Nazi. Wait.. now you have to vote for Kamala or you’re a sexist, racist Nazi. So even though her job performance was poor, ( border czar etc..),and even though she can’t communicate properly, (word salad every time she speaks), and even though she has the lowest VP approval ratings in history, people are just supposed to accept her as President. No primary’s, no votes from the people AT ALL. Just the elites in the DNC, (which is a private company), picking who they want with no input from the voters. To the Left this is democracy? Madness.
It’s racist to say I failed to protect the border just because I was appointed to protect the border.
I managed to switch races, just like MJ. I used to be indian, now I’m black.
@Kacklin Kamala Then it’s a good thing that the conservative party attacks their own “elites” all the time.🤪🤡
Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine so basically, that’s wrong.
Sure
Still no trumpies talking about trump….it’s like they don’t know what to say about him so they go straight to ” Kamala bad, Biden bad” yet never “trump is good” never any reason to vote for him, just ” the other ones are bad” getting weird!
The trump supporters are Chinese sock puppets! In case any one was wondering! They want you to be polarized, it makes their plan of “made in China 2025” more realizable if they have an American president that will drop regulations!
Forget the politics – enough amazon shills
Everytime someone advertises Amazon, this guy’s feelings get hurt! Poor guy!
Just use an adblocker, dude.
Trump supporters don’t have to say anything. Just sit quietly by eating popcorn watching the Left eat it’s own and collapse. The Black community knows Kamala isn’t black. The Mexican community isn’t going to vote for a female, especially a black female. And whites would gladly vote for a qualified black person as they did for Obama. Twice. So the racist label doesn’t work. Never did really. Kamala’s entire campaign is based on Orange Man Bad and if you don’t vote for me you’re a racist sexist. Trump supporters don’t have defend anything with the Left circling the drain as they are world wide.
Lol a typical childish response, sorry, “trump supporter” response! Can’t say anything good about the orange clown and you know it! Got you by the balls hey? Got nothing to say about the orange idiot? Nothing good? Why? Ask yourself that! “Why can’t I say anything good about him?!” You gotta pull that PRC hand out of your ass!
Wow.. someone need to seek counseling before they end up on a rooftop at a Trump rally. These people are so violent. No place for the the Left in a civilized society that’s for sure.
Wasn’t the guy shooting a Republican? Yes. Ouch. 👂
🍚 mmmm… rice bowl. I sold out Western Civilization to get mine. What have you done for China lately? Talking to you Canada.
Well were not trying to elect a big orange dumb Chinese sock puppet for prime minister thats for sure! We like our actual freedom, you know, freedom from a corporate run country like America..I mean China! Or do I?
Freedom? In Canada! Don’t make me laugh. Did you forget the Covid mandates? Direct violations of the Nuremberg Codes? People arrested for Facebook posts. Check. Freezing of peoples bank accounts for voicing “unacceptable views”, (disagreeing with Socks ). Check. Government run media and some of the worst ever recorded censorship in the Western World. Check. Artificially inflated food and housing costs so Trudeau’s cronies can make more money. Check. All facts. All undisputed. Without free speech, you are not free. Stop pretending you are. Read Watership Down and realize YOU are the rabbit.
Boring. Try to find a Trudeau fetish side. Maybe they will care.
Hope you got your tin foil hat on or Trudeau is gonna give you covid over the 5G! Hang on, oh darn, better avoid the vaccine, bill gates is taking control of people’s bodies and making them defecate on Steve Jobs grave! This isn’t good, the world’s gone flat, all thanks to those stinky lefties grrrrr! Dude seriously, you’re a loony!