Body Count Meme: I Slept With Three Guys Before I Met You

That’s insane, her body count must be through the roof. At this pace, the total number is probably is close to a thousand.

I slept with three guys before I met you. Wow, I was only 20 minutes late...

15 thoughts on “Body Count Meme: I Slept With Three Guys Before I Met You”

  1. I showered with my dad at 12, way before I met you.

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  2. Sounds like you miss the good old days.

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  3. …and my brother is banging my other deceased brother’s widow and hanging out naked with our niece while doing crack.

  4. Please do not share your fantasies here, this is a humor site. Try True Confessions, I’m Going To Die Alone or maybe NAMBLA.

  5. And if he doesn’t like it, he’s just a misogynist.

  6. Every thing Ashley stated is verifiably true. Sorry Biden cult members. You’re guy is a proven pedo. His own daughter outed him in her verified diary. Which is real. Just as the laptop was. But hey, he’s your guy right.

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  7. Filthy hussie

  8. People who post political comments on eatliver are mostly closet homosexuals. Are you one of them? Then remember to ask yourself every time you post a political comment: “Am I gay?”

  9. Regarding political comments,
    Way to uncloset yourself. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

  10. @Regarding political comments
    I don’t know about EatLiver, but definitely CSPAN, MSNBC, and CNN.

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  11. I’m all for let’s go Brandon, but the anons have a point. Politics ruin comedy

  12. People who make the same comment on several different posts just to be heard, are really pathetic!

  13. Now that Biden has @$&! The bed on his re-election, political comments aren’t as fun anymore I guess. Sore losers are lame.

  14. You’re not that lame dude, don’t be so hard on yourself!

  15. Conservatives can’t do fun.

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