Please respect “beware of the dog” signs – it can literally save your life, because these beasts will rip your face off no questions asked. Scroll down only if you are not easily intimidated!
10 thoughts on “The Truth Behind “Beware of The Dog” Signs”
Living within the law. If you do not post the”Beware of dog” sign on your property,
and for some reason the dog licked, or sneezed on you, you could be sued by the
hapless victim.
Many people living in the good old U.S.A make their living looking for a way to sue
as many people as possible. Maybe the slipped on your property, maybe they were
assaulted on your property, maybe some object mysteriously fell on them on your
property, maybe some unleashed dog jumped up on them, and gave you a big lick
on your property.
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Caution. Hot cup of coffee.
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Be careful. Some of these dogs have been vaxxed. Frankenstein Dogs AAAAAAHHHHH!
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Don’t eat every mushroom you find in the woods, man.
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The 1% is mostly lawyers. Just as a hint for our friends among the 99%, the American slaves.
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Every single time?
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Beware! Some of these dogs are taking ivermectin every month!
That’s because it’s heartworm medicine.
Listen to doctors, not propaganda.
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I haven’t met one dog that told me he had Covid. It must really help. Vaccines are a scam.
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Awww. Beware of dog: you may be attacked by their cuteness.
Living within the law. If you do not post the”Beware of dog” sign on your property,
and for some reason the dog licked, or sneezed on you, you could be sued by the
hapless victim.
Many people living in the good old U.S.A make their living looking for a way to sue
as many people as possible. Maybe the slipped on your property, maybe they were
assaulted on your property, maybe some object mysteriously fell on them on your
property, maybe some unleashed dog jumped up on them, and gave you a big lick
on your property.
Caution. Hot cup of coffee.
Be careful. Some of these dogs have been vaxxed. Frankenstein Dogs AAAAAAHHHHH!
Don’t eat every mushroom you find in the woods, man.
The 1% is mostly lawyers. Just as a hint for our friends among the 99%, the American slaves.
Every single time?
Beware! Some of these dogs are taking ivermectin every month!
That’s because it’s heartworm medicine.
Listen to doctors, not propaganda.
I haven’t met one dog that told me he had Covid. It must really help. Vaccines are a scam.
Awww. Beware of dog: you may be attacked by their cuteness.
Nope. Beware to not step on them.