Featured below is a list of fictional banned children’s books created by Arthur C. Gackley. He darkly reimagines innocent kid’s books from the mid 20th century. Subversive, disturbed, twisted, and full of offensive humor – a perfect combination to be terribly offended and tell us in the comments below that you will never visit this site again.
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Joke’s on you! Nurzie needed the boob job, Suzie needed the kidney; Doc needed to lay off the six martini breakfasts.
It makes all sense now. Republicans never existed. They have been the Nazis all along!
These are great!
After an extensive study of these children’s books I feel
they will not only succeed but out sell Harry Potter.
America needs an author to two to help keep jobs and
wealth in America.
Some are funny; some are pretty grim!
America is burning book in republican states. All your good authors flee to free countries.
Yeah, Republicans ARE dinosaurs. They like the idea of life before civility, education and democracy. Living in the past… their glory days are of being slave masters. Hoping they go the way of the actual dinosaurs!!
You’re aware that the Republicans freed the slaves right?
First issue from the Ministry of Truth
Lincoln would be ashamed of the Republicans these days. Republicans and Democrats switches sides.
America is a failed system without a future. The two party system is a death-grip to democracy. America needs more parties. Abolish the majoritarian electoral system in favour of a proportional representation. America could thrive under such a system.
Trump addressing the the National Republican Congressional Committee Dinner in March 2017 had this to say about Lincoln: “Great president. Most people don’t even know he was a Republican.”
I guess someone briefed him on that.
Ya let’s just add more parties and see if people will split the vote! You’re a genius random internet stranger! Why didn’t all these silly political scientists and politicians not just come here for all their solutions!?
Abraham the Republican, That was 160 years ago. Doing one thing right and then changing your policies over the years to the opposite isn’t such a win as some would imagine.