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Finally, someone else is saying what I’ve been saying for years.
Decaf coffee, light beer, sugar free sofas, what’s next?
Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.
I won’t lie, it has been a difficult week for me. Donations are down, I
bent my favourite putter on the 3rd green when I accidentally threw it
at some busy body trying to talk to me, some of my kids are being
little brats, and the wife is back to using her own bedroom again.
What next?
Not all doom and gloom though, Biden made a fool of himself at the
U.N denouncing my friend Putin, and stocks in my companies are the
only stocks in the whole world holding and actually gaining value.
After that there’s nothing to live for anymore, so – death. Sweet, sweet death.
Sugar free sofas? Do you mean sugar free soda?
Very informative, I always wondered how you make a potato sweet.
Thanks!
No, he meant sofas. He’s that kind of guy.
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
September 23, 2022
Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.
I won’t lie, it has been a difficult week for me. Donations are down, I
bent my favourite putter on the 3rd green when I accidentally threw it
at some busy body trying to talk to me, some of my kids are being
little brats, and the wife is back to using her own bedroom again.
What next?
Not all doom and gloom though, Biden made a fool of himself at the
U.N denouncing my friend Putin, and stocks in my companies are the
only stocks in the whole world holding and actually gaining value.
Created by flat earthers and antivaxxers for flat earthers and antivaxxers.
Anyone who tries to vaccinate me is going to be missing some teeth after.
@I Hate Truf: Silly gimp, no one will try to vaccinate you unless you volunteer for it. Use that smooth brain of yours. Besides, I’d rather you stay unvaccinated.
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
Then no one will miss you.
We are locking you down for 15 days. The Vaccine is 100% safe 100% effective and will prevent you from getting COVID. SADS and an ~16% increase in unexplained mortality is caused by cold showers and climate change. Masks won’t help against The Wu, masks will help against The Wu, Masks are mandatory, cloth masks are banned only N95 masks. Masks are not effective.
It’s shower time Ashley.
@Donnald
“She was 12, I was 30.”
Have heard Decaf Coffee referred to as: “Brown Sadness Water”. Sounds legit…
Masks and the vaccine saved my life.
If you all don’t mind I will now voice an opinion. The flying saucer aka. UFO has now
been officially noted as a true phenomenon by the United States government.
I was taken hostage by aliens, and they branded (tattooed) my entire butt with log-
rythems. I believe this to be a map how to get to their planet.
With this off my chest, I believe sleep will come easier for me know.
These aliens might have removed parts of your brain.
Dirty buggers!
I Hate Truf, are you going to hit them with that unused bar of soap?
Looks like the aboriginals will take back their lands. Hundreds of thousands of them
are lining up at the southern border waiting their turn to enter. Legally or illegal they
don’t care. Millions are already here. Their logo; learn Spanish or get out.
You were just drunk.
If they get you out that might be a win for everyone. Except you, of course.
Did they do sexual things to you? Did they sniff your hair?
@Spanish
Get off my land.
Reply to this post or your milk will curdle tomorrow morning.
@i hate truf:
If you are one of those anti-vax retards…
Please get a tiny scratch that develops into a severe bacterial infection, walk into a cave and perish…. Which you should do, as antibiotics are even significantly more aggressive and chemical for your body than any vaccination.
Anti-vax people are the uneducated selfish vermin this planet does not need.
“@trust the science” It’s selfish retards like yourself that endanger not just themselves but all of society with their stupidity.
Why are we even allowing such scum any medical help. As long as they are in good health, they talk down on science and medicine with their voodoo believes….
So, whenever you really need medical help. Please tell the doctors that you refuse their help but want to drink the holy piss water of your cult
He got a butt probe.
By writing “will take back their lands,” you admit to having stolen it.
Not me it was Great Grandpa. He also raised a few black children.
@JSU
RHeeeeee! RHeeeee!
Look at those antivaxxer sheep. They think they are the wolves.
it wasn’t aliens that tattooed your ass it was the former VP of the U.S. so they’re not logarithms,they’re Al Gore Rhythms. sheesh,why do I even bother?