Ah yes, maximizing shareholder value – her true calling. She wakes up every morning, heart racing with excitement, dreaming about profit margins and stock prices. Forget hobbies or relationships; there’s no greater thrill than seeing a quarterly report with a perfect growth curve!
It’s how every Republican runs the country……maximizing shareholders value, while devaluing the people!
While ‘she’ does have short hair, it’s not blue and ‘she’ is not morbidly obese. I deem this comic as racist and anti ESG, DEI.
At least ‘she’ isn’t friends with school shooters and isn’t a knuckle head, so I’d give ‘her’ the job
We need to look at the massive success of the cities that have been run by democrats for decades so the republicans will learn how to run things.
Can you imagine how excitable she gets in bed
when the stock markets rise.