Chicken Recipe: How To Properly Prepare a Chicken

When it comes to preparing chicken, honesty is the best approach. For maximum flavor, the chicken must be aware of its’ fate. Also check out these delicious homemade cat recipes.

How do you prepare the chicken? We just tell them straight out they are going to die.

79 thoughts on “Chicken Recipe: How To Properly Prepare a Chicken”

  1. That’s what we’ll be telling the American people if trump wins!

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  2. I would like to take a time out to condemn those of you who say Hatians are eating pets and gooses and other fowl in Springfield Ohio. This is mis/mal/dis information and according to UK law is punishable by imprisonment. We call on all agents of freedom and democracy to identify those who are taking these pictures and who posting them to social media so we can get extraditions of these perpetrators and fine their family members here in the UK. Remember, our Starmer troopers are ever vigilant and ready to deploy on a moments notice.

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  3. First you hate Canadians, now the British. Is it, because they allowed Ukraine to freely use donated weapons in your miserable home country in this war you started, Vatnik Bob?

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  4. First we tell them we’re going to make the coop great again, and give them little hats… 🧢🐓

  5. Bob’s wearing his tinfoil racism hat I see! He thinks he’s a clever cookie but he just looks like a little skin head that figured out how to use the internet.

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  6. Reusing old memes I see

  7. Olden but golden.

  8. Did someone say golden shower?

  9. First time on the site in weeks. Saw so many posts talking about posts made by Bob. Was so relieved. Thought I was Bob. Now I know anyone that doesn’t follow the suicidal ideology of the Maoists Left is Bob. Think I’ll come back after the election is over. Just to much US politics for a Canadian site. Be well folks. Bob out.

  10. Ok, Bob. You have brain damage. Sad.

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  11. I am the real Bob and have a degree in Bobology from an Amerikan university. I’ve been on this site for years and the pics haven’t changed in all that time. The Canucks economy is cr@p and don’t know how L@ndl0rd makes any money. I suspect there’s a p+0-rn site on the side where n@ked elk are featured and that’s how he makes his money.

  12. No, I’m Bob!

  13. F* New Zealand. I hate sheep.

  14. Vote Trump or I will personally eat your pet chicken.

  15. I haven’t been on this site in years because I’ve been hiding in America as an illegal immigrant! I also think Trudeau is the greatest ever! He’s my hero! I really hope he wins a second time so Canada can stop being a trump loving cess pool of ignorance that you’d find under conservative leadership!

    I Bob approve this message!

  16. Bob, we love you.

    Your CBC™

  17. If you wanna get rid of Bob…..just show him proof the vaccine works……it’s his kryptonite!

  18. We are proof. He told us we would be dead by now after the first shot. We are not dead and many didn’t get covid. Proof won’t work on morons. Same as facts. He is lost to the foil hats. First they wrap your head with foil, then they cook your brain.

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  19. And kryptonite only works on supermen. Bob isn’t super in any way. 😂😂😂

  20. Is stupidity a super power?

  21. BREAKING: Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris did indeed support the funding of transgender surgeries for illegal migrants in U.S. custody, the New York Times admitted.

    Time magazine also had to issue a correction after stating Trump’s claim as “false.”

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  22. The Left Is Powerless in Stopping the Haitians Eating Pets Story…And It’s Amazing to Watch

  23. Yeah, amazing to watch how neonazis attack peaceful refugees who build a new life for themselves in the “land of the free” and saved a dying city from bankruptcy. /s
    You, sir, are an idiot.

  24. BREAKING: Fake Time Magazine demasked as Bob Magazine.

  25. Is a Bob the same as a floater? It bobs around while it swirls on the way down.

  26. Probably. Whatever Bob is, it floats.

  27. Ya….time magazine….admitted….to something someone else did……okay Bob! You look dumb to a lobotomized 3 year old dude!

  28. Bob, always hated that silly name. What is even worse – –
    Bobby!
    Booby, come in now it’s super time, Bobby stop teasing
    the cat, Bobby get your finger out of your nose, Bobby,
    Bobby fuc#@g Bobby.

  29. Dey turk my dawg!

  30. Vance already admitted to be lying and making up stories. But vowes to keep lying for his master.

  31. Another fake attempt on Trump. They keep lying. 😂

  32. He failed to build a wall and couldn’t come up with a plan to replace Obama-care or write an infrastructure bill.

    He can’t do much, especially now that he’s senile, but he’s still really good at scaring people and makin stuff up. ” Ermahgerd, those immigrants! Now their coming for your pets!! ” ( they’re not )

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

  33. You can’t fix stupid, but you can keep them voting for you if you just keep them angry and scared.

    But you’re not stupid, right?

  34. Trump stinks.

  35. Another false flag assassination attempt. Bob will fall for it.

  36. The new assassin is also a Republican.

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  37. Bob’s too busy getting his covid vaccine! According to him, he needs around 10 jabs for bill gates to take total control of his body!

  38. As if Bill Gates ever had an interest in controlling Bob’s blubber body…

  39. It’s official. The Republican party killed a helpless American woman on the operating table. Murder.

  40. Okay finally got my covid vaccine! I had to hold the teddy bear though because needles are really scary….it’s why I didn’t get the jabs to begin with…..I’m scared!

  41. Seek help for your BDS.

  42. Ok, Bob. Poor crybaby. 😂

  43. Bob smells.

  44. Why are you so obsessed with me?

  45. “I escaped another hail of bullets for you. Buy my new souvenir genuine gold plated Assassination Medal. Only $399.99 plus $79.99 shipping and handling.”

  46. “How dare Trump be nearly assassinated!”

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  47. The “assassin” didn’t fire any shots. He just sit there in the bush. Then the SS came guns blazing. He’s the victim.

  48. Trump will get someone to write a book about his life…..it’ll be called “mein kamf 2”

  49. Donald Trump should show them how it’s done and put the gun to his own head, his last words could be ” no body does ass ass ins better than me, you know it, I know it, everybody knows it!”

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  50. Sick Fuc#’s on here. Seriously sick.

  51. Yes, Trump is beyond sick. Disgusting creature.

  52. The real hate comes from the left. Hate not only in words but in action.

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  53. Yup that’s why we made ICE to steal babies from their mothers! Oh wait….that was trump wasn’t it? Is that why the left are screaming that immigrants eat your pets? Oh no…..that’s trump again! I’m not sure hate comes from where you say it does Bob! Almost like…..youre an idiot……weird!

  54. Funny how butthurt Bob’s get when you tell them trump should die……almost like they’re pretending to have a conscience!

  55. Their just sad that one day trump will mistake a noose for a tie!

  56. Speaking of butt hurt.. read Trudeau has a 20% approval rating. That’s lower then Kamala as VP. Ouch!

  57. No one cares about Trudeau but you…..what do you call it all the time Bob? Ahhh yes, Trudeau derangement syndrome! Lolol

  58. Bob’s not good at counting…..he thinks 1/3 equals 20/100! Want me to help you Bob? Want me to show you how to math and maybe you’ll take the tinfoil hat off? Maybe you’ll be smart and get vaccinated!

    20/100 = 10/50 = 5/25 = 1/5…….ruh roh Bob! Your math doesn’t equal 1/3! Go back and try harder! You see Bob, the smaller the denominator gets, the more people who like Trudeau! I know it bothers you that his approval rating is more aligned with what it should be and not what you fantasized about…..but too bad!

  59. So, why is it conservative republican voters shooting around every time? Even on their own candidate. BobIII?

  60. “No one cares about Trudeau”, you know the one running our country into the ground. Why would we care about Socks when we can troll about another countries elections. Even though we don’t live, work or vote in that country. That’s how F’ing stupid WE are. Pathetic.
    No wonder Canada’s in the shape it’s in.

  61. Funny. According to GDP and other numbers Canada is thriving and that more than man other countries. Clown.

  62. “..and that more than man other countries”. Is that you Joe..? Thought you dropped out and were speeding time with big bowls of Navy Bean soup..

  63. Given legit info……resorts to ad hominem attacks! Typical! This is why no country at the moment needs conservatives! You can’t explain why youre good for your country …..just why everyone else is bad!

  64. Bob explain why your math doesn’t line up with the truth……don’t deflect! Tell us why!

  65. Bob can’t do math. Or facts. A short google search on GDP debunks all his claims. But sure, google is in it too. The great planet conspiracy against Bob.

  66. Man.. Bob rules the site I guess.. He’s as popular as Donald on here. You guy’s are THAT dumb. Sad. Bet they pay him to keep you nut bags anger posting. Really sad.

  67. You mistake presence with popularity. An exterminator also concentrates on the vermin. Although he wouldn’t consider it “popular”.

  68. Lol Bob trying to be someone else again….Everytime he’s pointed out he goes into his weird animalistic defense mode and trys to tell everyone their obsessed with Bob lolol!

    Okay Bob …..you want to be pet on your favorite spot?

  69. If you ask Bob to say something logical…he disappears and anon appears who writes exactly like Bob……because vob cant thubk of anything logical to say so he deflects! Then gets butthurt!

  70. You are you so obsessed with me.

  71. And then Bob goes to my apartment and has relations with my girlfriend while I’m at work and he drinks all my labats and he plays my video games. He must be stopped! His control over my life must end. It must! I can’t take anymore.. now Bobs made friends with my parents! They like him best. Aaaaaaaa!

  72. Bob’s gonna get butthurt…..it’s easy to tell…he pretends to be other people who support Bob lolol

  73. BDS

  74. Yes, Bob is deranged.

  75. Last night I came home early from work and found Bob in bed with my wife. He then, finished up as he called it. Then showered, got some snacks and my last 3 beers and left. I just sat on the floor crying the whole time. My wife just laughed at me. We need marriage counseling now, and it’s all Bobs fault. Oh, and he was wearing a Make America Great Hat the whole time. I keep seeing it.. I’m still shaking.

  76. She was laughing at Bobs…..well ……lack of manhood! Not at you bud! It’s just hard to tell because Bob pretends to be so many different people!

  77. Bob needs to make his stories more believable…..like he should at least play on the fact he’s an incel if hes gonna make up stuff about sleeping with other peoples wives!

  78. So Anonymous posts are “pretending” to be other anonymous posts? Got it. 🙄

  79. ……dumbbbb…dumb dumb dummmmbbbbb

    You!

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