Cybertruck Meme: Failure Is Not an Option, It’s Standard

Because who wouldn’t want a vehicle that looks like it escaped from a 90s video game and breaks down every 10 miles? Only galaxy brain genius Elon Musk could make something so brilliant!

Here at Tesla, failure is not an option. It simply comes standard with every Cybertruck.

19 thoughts on “Cybertruck Meme: Failure Is Not an Option, It’s Standard”

  1. How many cat eating Haitians can a cyber truck hold?

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  2. How many brain cells does it take to believe inaccurate internet sliced and diced stories and rumors based on Trumped up agitprop stories? What happened, is Gateway Pundit and Info Wars closed for repairs?

  3. Only a centralized media board of supervisors regulating podcasters, and unauthorized media outlets can staunch this malinformation tsunami. The World Economic Forum along with client national governments have a plan. Let’s move forward and make progress to save the environment and make the world safe for democracy. Thank you Leon, as comrades we can facilitate world change and provide a basis of Joy and Hope for all.

  4. Hey his new missile program is pretty good! The “starship” missile has exploded 100 percent of the time! He also took the airplane and made it more inefficient by stripping it of its several jet engines and replacing them with thousands of vacuum pumps and a tube! BRILLIANT! Next hell invent a device that attaches to your brain and allows you to play chess with out touching anything……cause voice command is silly, why not move the pieces by attaching wires to directly your brain?! Hes a genius ahead of his time that invents everything, not those useless engineers! No amount of logic or reasoning will convince me otherwise!

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  5. I could really imagine Musk, Vance and Trump eating cats in the Oval office if they think it’s an aphrodisiac or prolongs life.
    Vance’s idea to his lie doesn’t come from nowhere…

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  6. My cat is missing

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  7. Fun fact: the region Nikola Tesla came from (the Balkans), “teslo” means an idiot. In every bad way you can imagine.

  8. Yes and in the region Rick Moranis comes from, moron means idiot in every bad way imaginable!

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  9. Weird guy.

  10. Awesome, the left thinks Nikola Tesla was an idiot.
    Classic

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  11. That’s not what he wrote. Too bad your reading skills weren’t trained on Flat Earth Bible School. The chance for you to become a real person is gone.

  12. The majority of Nikola Teslas work was utterly ridiculous and was at the time he was working on it! Mainstream science had already established that light propagated via waves, he still believed in an ether, even went as far as to criticize Einstein! One can call him intelligent for his accomplishments but then what about his failures? What do we call him for those? I suppose conservative would suffice!

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  13. Musk can’t wait till Trump is president. He obviously plans for a child dealership. He already offered Taylor Swift to gift her a child out of his stock. For these conservatives children are just another merchandize to make money with.
    How many child slaves are already in the hands of the conservatives and where are they hidden. That caves?

  14. I mean the way he names children is indicative of one who sells product!

    “This is XZ-05, our newest model!”

  15. Unaccomplished people commenting about achievers. Highly successful people have many failed efforts. Look at any of them.

  16. Spoken like a true Musk cultist. 👏

  17. Okay…..how about Einstein?….let’s seeeee……oh 4 papers called his annus mirabilis, then he went on to unify electromagnetism with gravity (only because the other 2 interactions were widely unknown)….then he made the EPR papers that through quantum physics in a hizzy! If it wasn’t for Bell they’d probably still be scratching their heads!

    How about Marie curie? 2 nobel prizes and countless discoveries!

    Jonas Salk, made the polio vaccine then gave it away for free saying ” can you patent the sun?” Much cooler cat then Elon or Tesla.

    We could go on but I’d rather point out that having a single success doesn’t make you a genius…….you need to be able to replicate that genius yes?

    Elon musk and Nikola Tesla managed to replicate their ignorance more than anything else!

  18. … and none of them had a failed attempt. Each and every effort was a resounding success.

  19. Doesn’t matter……they each replicated their genius where neither Tesla nor musk could! The difference being the a forementioned actors admitted their Folly’s and learned from their failures! People like musk don’t…..they (like Tesla) think throwing more money at a problem willl fix it!

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