Dog owners is a weird crowd. A very, very weird crowd… For some strange reason they don’t buy a real helmet that looks like a watermelon, they make helmets from an actual watermelon instead… and share the pictures with the world. Scroll down to see the best examples and let us know in the comments your theory why is this a thing at all?
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Enough Amazon shills.
Did you guys wanna show us on the bear where Jeff Bezos touched you?
No telling how many Amazon ads I’d get from this site if I wasn’t using adblocker.
I didn’t think it possible, but whiney Amazon hater actually makes me miss those political trolls.
There are ads?
Every time nut bag mentions Amazon Jeff Bezos gets more money. He must be working for them.
Orange Jesus 2024!
Apologies, I didn’t mean Orange Jesus 2024. I meant to say that I’m a incel.
No. I meant Orange Jesus 2024 as I said. You probably want old dried up rotten Prune Genocide Joe. Most Godless low IQ Maoists do.
Shouldn’t these all be wearing one of those “I voted” stickers?
Trump & Biden.
Sorry, I’m having issues again. I didn’t mean Orange Jesus 2024. As I said before my last slip up, I’m still an incel. I don’t know what is happening to me, but I’m trying to sort it out. Maybe my androgen levels are too low. Please forgive any further political mentions. Must go now…vintage re-runs of the 700 club are on!
I believe it’s your low testosterone levels that make you criticize our Lord and savior Orange Jesus. I know you transitioned to female and are now attempting to de transition and it’s gotta be rough. Just know Orange Jesus loves you, and forgives your incredibly ignorant comments and your support of rotten prune Genocide Joe. His support is directly linked to people using SSRI’s and long term hormone therapy. Orange Jesus is here for you when your mind gets sorted out. Good luck.
Well that was easy..
Hello Donald, this is Igor. Your political commissar. We had some trouble transfering the money for last month through the usual channels. Could you please check your offshore accounts and call me back. Spasiba.
P.S.: Vladimir wishes you the best luck in 2024. Just ask if you need some trolls, bots or fake ballots. We can put some pressure on other Republican members if neccessary. He says the termination of other candidates and attourneys you ask for would make too much turmoil. You’d have to organize such things yourself.
Take care.
Igor
So.. after years of exhausting investigations they found no Russian collusion or any other crime. But here you are with the same old lies they were telling years ago. Old news. Old propaganda. Meanwhile Biden, his Son and Brother are all proven to have received money from Ukraine and China. But hey comrade you keep earning your potatoes 🥔. It’s disgusting to watch and only makes us pity you but.. what can you do.