Freudian slip, refers to an error in brain functions that Freud believed reveals desires and urges from your unconscious mind – like when you mean one thing, but say your mother. Freud was a very controversial figure, so you should take his advice with a grain of cocai… salt.
No.
Yes.
Sorry, I meant my mother.
Your mother.
No. I’m so sorry. Your father is breathtaking.
At breakfast I wanted to ask my wife to pass the butter, please, but I actually said YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU STUPID B*TCH! Life’s funny that way.
At breakfast I wanted to ask my wife to pass me her buttered cookie. Bu actually SHE RUINED MY LIFE AFTER THAT, STUPID B*TCH!
Life’s funny that way.
@Humpelgauner, you’re not funny and you don’t have a wife.
meh