Do you have brothers or sisters? Do you have kids? If so, these tweets will be relatable. Scroll down to read our selection of the best funny parenting tweets!
13 thoughts on “Sibling Rivalry: Funny Parenting Tweets”
You wanted them. Deal with it.
If you didn’t want them and got them anyway. There are ways to avoid them. You deserve it.
Don’t expect any pity.
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You do get that these are (ostensibly) all from proud and happy parents, don’t you?
It’s meant to be amusing.
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Oh yeah. So many proud parents….
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Not of this generation.
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The childless man-child is not amused. But soon he’ll watch a bit or pr0n, then play video game to forget it.
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Pregnancy is not an accomplishment.
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With the birth of the first child mothers and fathers loose IQ. It’s proven and tested.
Iowa needs more children. For work. Republicans love your children as slaves.
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*and lots of fake news.
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Congratulations. You porked raw. Whoop tee doo. Tell us again how proud you are.
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So family and children are a bad thing now. Got it.
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Always have been.
It’s sad that so many people can’t see humour in anything any more.
You wanted them. Deal with it.
If you didn’t want them and got them anyway. There are ways to avoid them. You deserve it.
Don’t expect any pity.
You do get that these are (ostensibly) all from proud and happy parents, don’t you?
It’s meant to be amusing.
Oh yeah. So many proud parents….
Not of this generation.
The childless man-child is not amused. But soon he’ll watch a bit or pr0n, then play video game to forget it.
Pregnancy is not an accomplishment.
With the birth of the first child mothers and fathers loose IQ. It’s proven and tested.
Iowa needs more children. For work. Republicans love your children as slaves.
*and lots of fake news.
Congratulations. You porked raw. Whoop tee doo. Tell us again how proud you are.
So family and children are a bad thing now. Got it.
Always have been.
It’s sad that so many people can’t see humour in anything any more.