Do you really think that pigeons are pooping on your car by accident? Don’t be naive. They hate you so much that they’re actively hunting your car to ruin it 10 minutes after you’ve finished washing it.
Do you really think that pigeons are pooping on your car by accident? Don’t be naive. They hate you so much that they’re actively hunting your car to ruin it 10 minutes after you’ve finished washing it.
Crows and Gulls are sneaky shit making birds as well. They can ruin your vehicles paint.
Intentional a big yes, especially my vehicle.
Trump’s secret desire is to be re-elected so he can shit on everyone (again).
Everybody knows I make the biggest dumps. They are enormous. Really big. Other people’s dumps are small. Tiny actually. Tiny dumps. It’s sad. Sad.
Shut up!!
PIGEONS
I know! It’s just like the Trump Derangement Syndrome people. Obsessed with the Orange man. Sad
People like you collect a staggering number of derangements.
If you throw a salmon on the hood of some ones car at night the next day they will have
an imbedded salmon mark FOREVER !