Everybody loves a good horror movie but you have probably never imagined what it would look like if the people screaming were just burning their mouth with hot pizza? After seeing it, these movies will never be the same. Now, whenever you’re scared you will just remember this gallery. You’re welcome!
Gets boring after 10 secs. 6/1624
So Rambo is a horror movie now.
Has some aspects of a splatter movie. but not horror.
Hot cheese from a pizza sticking to the roof of my mouth is my worst nightmare.
Just thinking about it gives me shivers.
Old.
And boring.
And bad photoshop.
*sigh*
They had it coming for not waiting the pizza to cool down
Ouch!
Zoomers are afraid of masculinity
I have accepted President Trumps request to be his running mate in the 2024 Election
campaign.
I am so excited to be soon referred to as Vice President George Santos (R).
Mr Trump has assured me that he’ll nominate me for President in 2028.
Mr. McCarthy will be my running mate for Vice President in 2028. He is really
excited to be referred as Mr. Vice President.
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been asking me for an executive position, but
honestly, I have no trust in that women. Her loud mouthed friend, you know
the one with the skinny legs, has also requested a high level appointment.
Really! What has she ever done for this great country.
P.S. I lived in Brazil for a few years, but was born in Boise, Idaho. My birth certificate
was stolen when 4 blacks and 2 japs jumped me for my wallet in the parking lot of the
church I attended. I have applied for a replacement, but have not yet received this document.
Hi, my name is Donald Trump, the legitimate President of the United States of America.
Just want everyone to know, I did not promise Mr. Santos my endorsement for President
in 2028. I will be running again, for a record breaking forth term as President. What I told
George was I would endorse him IF, and I mean IF only if my excellent health some how
fails me.
In the mean time, my funds are running a bit low, golf fees are up, membership fees are up,
dining out is ridiculous having to pay a 20% gratuity, Insurance is way up. I could go on,
and on, but I think you get my grift. Yes I need a bit of folding cash.
I will send you a signed receipt for ant donation over $250. U.S ($375.00 Canadian)
Just about forgot, British Pounds £ are okay, but no Scottish Pound notes, they are way
to hard spend in England. Those limeys get all pissy when you hand them Scottish notes.
Hilarious my arse. Someone needs to get a real job.
crap, crap, crap, that one’s not bad, crap…
Let’s go
Hi, my name is Donald Trump, the illegitimate President of the United States of America.
Just want everyone to know, I did promise Mr. Santos my endorsement for President
in 2028. I won’t be running again, for a record breaking fourth term as President.
In the mean time, my funds are running a bit low, golf fees are up, membership fees are up,
dining out is ridiculous having to pay a 20% gratuity, Insurance is way up. I could go on,
and on, but I think you get my grift. Yes I need a bit of folding cash.
I will give you the horror without the pizza.
We’d like to help.
The best part about being a conspiracy theorist is not having myocarditis.
Even better, you can always find a reason for for the lack of all the success in life that you think you are entitled to, but have never achieved.
Only the toxic one. Nor the normal one. But do you know about masculinity?
Eat the bugs, take the vaccine, you’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy. Epistein was very depressed and committed suicide.
Get bent
Bugs.. warmed over a gas stove… oh wait.. an electric stove.. wait..what.. no gas stoves? Oh yes.. that makes total sense. 🤪
Remember when they talked about people dying every day. Running death counters everywhere. Death, death, death 24/7. Now, when the vaccinated are dropping like flies it’s shhhhhh. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Cause the vaccinated are dropping like flies in your rich fantasy only.
Maybe eat like a human not an animal that gobbles it food up.
Another traitor for the MAGA crowd.
Myocarditis is a common complication what covid can give you. More likely than with a vaccine. Conspiracy theorist deathwish.
Trump had Epstein killed as he knew too much about his escapades. Trump was president at that time and had the guards promoted afterwards. Let’s not forget that Trump is a rich criminal and sex offender. He totally fits into Epstein’s costumer profile.
According to that idiot I should be dead for a year now after my vaccination. I’m still running around. No vaccinated people blocking the hospitals. If someone dropped like flies after the development of the vaccine it was the antivaxxers. We all remember antivax podcaster, youtubers and conspiracy figures getting covid and perishing in the ICUs and blocking them for real patients. Begging to get vaxxed. But in that state it’s too late for that.
BBC, The Guardian etc.. keep reporting the huge uptick in over all mortality. Young people and athletes dropping dead daily. You would have to be purposely ignoring it. And no you shouldn’t be dead already. But I wouldn’t get to cocky yet. These numbers are only going to increase.
That’s because the UK wanted a Brexit and now the country is breaking down. Of course mortality goes up when you have to wait for the ambulance for 2 hours to come and get you. That’s populist politics failure, not vaccination. The country is going into complete break-down. They had been warned.
That happens when you vote for populists like Johnson or Trump. Populists can’t run a country. All they can do is steal tax payer money… and secret documents.
If you simply read the BBC website (you know, they speak English there), it says:
The rise in cardiac problems has been pointed to by some online as evidence that Covid vaccines are driving the rise in deaths, but this conclusion is not supported by the data. One type of Covid vaccine has been linked to a small rise in cases of heart inflammation and scarring (pericarditis and myocarditis). But this particular vaccine side-effect was mainly seen in boys and young men, while the excess deaths are highest in older men – aged 50 or more. And these cases are too rare – and mostly not fatal – to account for the excess in deaths.
Finally, figures up to June 2022 looking at deaths from all causes show unvaccinated people were more likely to die than vaccinated people.
MAGA killer on the run in L.A. after he killed unarmed new years partygoers.
Asian MAGA.. alrighty then.
Typical false flag attack by fascist MAGA folk. Who knows how they got him to do that. Brainwash. If he even did it. The Nazis used the same tactic as MAGA.
The guy in photo 1 looks familiar. I think Margret Trudeau seduced him in the
back seat of a car.
Horror movies are boring AF.
Margret Trudeau was a women with a.. morally casual attitude. Poor Socks. Knowing his Mom was a hoe and that you were Castros son must have been rough. No wonder he’s so messed up.
He doesn’t look like Castro. You can’t narate genetics.
It’s been proven. First MAGA forced him to attack those people then they killed him and left the body for police to find it in the car. Another convenient “suicide”. But they made msitakes and left traces.
Watching Justine being chased out of cities by his own citizens is becoming a real problem for him. But it’s hysterical to see. Such a ass. We here in the US understand you’re pain. Our leader is a straight up joke.
You are straight up joke.
Thanks. He had to cancel his appearances now because of the thousands of people who came out to see him. Blocked roads, blocked him from his hotel. We here in the States are loving these stories. Perhaps in Canada, (Nazi Germany 2.0), you can’t see all the news on this clown but trust me. We laughing as hard at him as we are at Biden. Maybe harder. Thanks for the laughs!
CTV news: The protest involved about 10 people, three expletive-laden anti-Trudeau flags and a man on a bullhorn demanding that Trudeau be fired because “traitors” should not get to be the prime minister.
CTV News 🤣😂. You realize there are dozens and dozens of phone videos all over the internet showing the 100s of protesters right?
Protestors typically overestimate their numbers.
Two smileys; must be a reliable paper.