Everyone always tell that unicorns are awesome, magical creatures that bring only joy and happiness. Actually it’s a complete lie. Fake news! Unicorns are jerks! This coloring book proves it once and for all.
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Sounds like Canadians..
Unicorns make a big deal out of being Vegan.
Unicorns refuse to social distance.
Unicorns volunteer to bring chips, bring celery sticks instead.
When eveyone gets together, Unicorns insist you watch a Nicolas Cage movie.
Unicorns call you racist for not wanting sushi.
Unicorns pee in the pool.
Unicorns insist on leap frog when it comes to party games.
Unicorns always want to speak to the manager.
Unicorns steal porch packages.
Unicorns special order everything, demand extras, ask for a dozen refills, leave no tip.
Unicorns always always! bring up politics on the holidays.
Real question: What color is the gas unicorn pass?
Orange.
The word you tried to type is spelled: a m e r i c a n
Unicorns practice unsafe hygiene habits. This will tend to drive up the ICU population facilitating a clear and present danger to the population. Concentration of unicorns out of the standard population should then be authorized.
Unicorns never chip in on the gift, always want you to add their name to the card. 🎁
Unicorns bathe in cheap cologne. 🦨
Unicorns answer all Facebook challenges.🙄
Unicorns hide Bigfoot’s shoes. 👣
MMOs, unicorns shoot their own teammates, think it’s hilarious. 🎮
Unicorns buy something for an occasion, wear it, and return it. 👗
Unicorns never answer their own phones, get bent out of shape when you don’t answer immediately. Even when they know you’re at work. 📵
No matter how bad your life is going, Unicorns insist they’ve had it worse, as if it were a competition…😔
When you go to the mall, unicorns try to shoplift, want to hide things in your bags. 🛍️
Unicorns always “blow up” the toilet in public restrooms. 🚽🪠
Unicorns always want to use you as a reference. 🤦♀️
Unicorns order the most expensive menu items, then want to split the bill 50/50. 🦞🍾🥩
Sigh… That is even more inane and humourless than guy who draws butts on everything.
You mean French Canadians!
The narrative is about unicorns not wombats. To change the narrative makes you a racist and an insurrectionist and a hateful beast.
Why should I (or anyone else) feed their narcissistic egotrip?