These Mustache Pacifiers Will Turn Your Baby Into a Middle-Aged Man

While some babies are born with the look, others have to use mustache pacifiers to turn themselves into slightly grumpy middle-aged men. Scroll down to see the funniest examples of these questionable parenting decisions, and don’t forget order one for your own kid!

Manly baby.

Manly baby.

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If you want to turn your baby into a middle-aged man, various mustache pacifier styles are available on Amazon.

7 thoughts on “These Mustache Pacifiers Will Turn Your Baby Into a Middle-Aged Man”

  1. I guess it’s too early at the moment for sex reassignment surgery and hormone blockers.

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  2. You need serious psychiatric support. Please see an expert.

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  3. I sense some latency in this one…

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  4. All these bundles of joy thanks to the fertility clinic of Dr.Mario OBGYN…

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  5. They helped your parents.

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  6. All these babies were made by cis gendered people.

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  7. So? What’s the narrative?

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