Well, even at her advanced age she could probably get hitched if she donned a black robe and had some minor surgery?
The Making of a Cat Lady (an American Tragedy)
Change “6 feet” to “DD size”, “rich guys” to “rich girls” and what do you get?
A myth?
Well, even at her advanced age she could probably get hitched if she donned a black robe and had some minor surgery?
I wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating crackers. I’d buy more crackers to make her shut up.