Funny Links From Around The Internet

Demotivational Quotes For People Who Hate Inspirational Quotes – Don’t forget to check out Part 2, too.

The Dumbest Eyebrow Trend Ever – Some women will do literally anything for 15 minutes of internet clout.

Hilarious NFL Memes – If you’re a football fan, you have to check these out. Brilliant collection of the best recent NFL memes.

The Funniest Diddy Memes – From freak-off parties that sound like plot points from a very different kind of movie to an obsession with baby oil that even Johnson & Johnson would raise an eyebrow at, these funny Diddy memes are bringing the laughs to his weird and criminal antics.

When Plastic Surgery Goes Too Far – All you can say while looking at this woman is, “What the hell… Why?!”

The Funniest Worst Photoshop Fails – Some people want to look amazing online, yet their Photoshop skills are not so great.

Dehydrated Water In a Can – Directions: Empty contents of can into 1 gallon of water. Stir and chill and serve. Yield, 1 gallon water No artificial color. No artificial flavor. No artificial preservatives. No nothing!

Nature’s Dick Pics 2025 Calendar – This is perfect for all you guys who enjoy looking at hard rocks.

Ever Wondered Why Bikers Need Helmets? – Surely, to protect their heads in case of a fall. But that’s not the only reason…

Funny Introvert Memes That Are Totally Relatable – Extroverts have no idea how we introverts struggle daily.

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