Crazy pictures

Not only I'm perfect, I'm blonde too

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:19:36 +0200

iPhone sucks - His tattoo sucks even more.
This man - He's going to the Moon.
Liar - Not only I'm perfect, I'm blonde too.
Love's a bitch - This is just wrong.
Swappin' parts - If I had a vagina I would finally be rich.
Slutshole lane - So... Where do you live?
Personal assistant - Because it's difficult to call someone that can't type or file a secretary.
Cheap kisses - She's really cute. She should charge more.
Simple Math - Hair + candle = failure.
Magazine cover design - Before and after Photoshop.
Weak dudes are hot - What the hell is wrong with women?
Wow, this is depressing - Toilet paper: more interesting than your life.

Cars and chicks: not always hot

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:48:43 +0200

I feel alone and lonely - I run marathons with my name on my arm.
Cheap red wine - A perfect Christmas present.
Fun size? - There ain't nothing fun about one inch.
Cars and chicks - Not always as hot as it seems.
Need a good lawyer? - Call Peter "P'ta Mon" John.
Mouth resizer - Would you like to have a smaller mouth?
Computers are racist - They need to make them easy like TV.
Madonna's rules - After the her split form her husband, Guy Ritchie, Madonna has established a new set of strict child custody rules.
Mom and daughter discuss Iraq - Mommy why do 80% of FOX news watchers think that Iraq had anything to do with September 11?
The world is in danger? - Guess what! We don't care!
I'm already on that - Make awkward sexual advances not war. The only possible casualty will be your libido.
Bacon Hitler - He shouldn't mistreat bacon like that...

I don't know about you but I'm quite fascinated

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:03:58 +0200

Library - Not everyone is there to read.
Tommy Toilet poster - Don't forget to wipe yourself, folks!
Marriage equality for all - Gay mormon for equality.
Watermelon field - I would marry her in a heartbeat.
Too bad this didn't work - I'm sending picture of spider as payment...
Quality control - Sometimes falling asleep in the job results in... awesomeness!
Sorry - Only available with republican logo.
If you dislike the police... - The next time you are in trouble call a hippie!
This is amazing! - This thing really works!
Smoke after making love - "The fact is, folks, that you just need a cigarette after you make love to a beautiful woman, or a confused young man." - Dave Attel
High-heeled sneakers - I don't know about you but I am quite fascinated.
Science vs faith - The never-ending fight goes on and on.

Organ donation: probably your only chance to get inside her

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 09:58:01 +0200

Smart dog - He knows where the good stuff is.
Female bodybuilding - It began in the late 1970s and it's getting out of control...
Guy in amazing wolf shirt - He must be getting all the hot chicks. Read more about this magic shirt here.
Vote with gum - Who sucks the most?
A letter from vice president - We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
You're shittin me? - And his name is Barack? Sweet!
Look at that dog - I've been thinking about dogs lately. I hate them so much.
Real-life Photoshop - The sad part is that was probably about $700 less expensive to set up than Photoshop.
YouTube warning - The guys from YouTube should really do something like this.
It's a trap - Run for your lives!
Potato darts (1933) - Ah! The fun activities people did for fun before television.
Organ donation - Probably your only chance to get inside her.

Why a man shaves his head?

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:27:17 +0200

Don't - ...post pictures of this sign on the internet.
Halloween - For when you need an excuse to dress like a complete whore.
Warning - Drinking may cause memory loss. Or worse...
Why a man shaves his head? - Obviously to look more like a badass without going to the gym.
In case of fire - Roast some marshmallows.
New tool for dentists - This might actually work.
These are elves - They are making snow.
Evolution? - The fossils say NO!
Ability - Not all of us have it.
All you can eat - But it will cost you.
Hand signal guide - "The show stopper" is my personal favorite.
Gay test - Did you notice the bow first?

The Halloween is here. Get a three-headed costume for your dog.

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:55:27 +0200

Awesome wolf shirt - I have to carry a stick with me now to swat away all the bitches. I love this shirt!
It's like looking into the sun - You are not supposed to stare at it.
Paint by number toilet paper - It's easy. Anybody can do it.
View of Earth from Mars - Mother Earth - a tiny alien world in the vast darkness of space.
Talent - The ability to please 12 men at the same time.
Living proof - Circumcision causes brain damage.
The Halloween is here - Get your dog a three-headed costume.
FREE! - Take one!
Inhale - Pollution is closer than you think.
Creepy - Which is the pumpkin? Right or left?
Tongue mohawk - No seriously. What the hell?
Cute shirt - Offer that's hard to refuse.

They are young, they are in love, they eat LARD

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:41:58 +0200

I love ... - Everyone loves it.
Fast bastard wine - That name is hilarious... I'd try it just based on that!
Handcuffs - Graffiti and your next stop could be jail.
Body in a bag - Excellent Halloween costume idea.
Invisible bike missing - If not seen, please call (415) 814-9229.
Headless prom queen - One of the best Halloween costume ideas I've ever seen.
Care bear anatomy - They're not that different from humans.
Keep the change - I'd love to have a lunch with Michelle.
Don't drink creek water - Still... It's OK for bong water.
McCain vs. Obama - What if the whole world could vote?
They eat LARD - They are young, they are in love.
Haiku poems to websites - Looking for a good example of haiku poems?

Old people are funny

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:46:09 +0300

No discount shop - Value your money. Try this shop.
Grow up to be gay - Hairdresser play kit for boys.
Enjoy smooth smoking - Guard against throat-scratch.
Fresh market vegetables - Little green balls of death and hericot verts.
Delicious straws - Probably the smartest guy on Earth.
Roses are nice, but... - ...I don't feel like spending the next 3 days on my back with my legs in the air.
Sorry about the herpes - A cake for every occasion.
Sleep safe tape - Just peel, stick and sleep.
Old people are funny - She's so badass, she can cane-surf.
Romantic t-shirt - I'm in love with beer all my life.
Still stripping - She may not have the looks anymore but she still got the moves.
It's science, folks - Battery powered battery charger.

And remember, strangers have the best candy

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:23:35 +0300

One of the best quotations ever - What do you think of Western Civilization? I think it would be a good idea!
Just married - Really cute decoration pads.
Auto-urine therapy guide - Free your mind of the misguided disgust about urine and regain your lost health.
Eat cows - It's a sin to eat pork.
Finally a service for me - And remember, strangers have the best candy.
Your mom was here - Mom jokes works every time.
Beauty smile trainer - Put a perfect smile on your face.
Smash the state and masturbate - I'll skip directly to step two, thank you.
They may go to hell - Especially if they fail to lubricate.
Insanity wood - Don't touch it. This wood drives people insane.
Coffee sucks - ...but everything else is great.
Amazing you are not - Your attempt at being cool has failed.

Are you a loser? Find out!

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:10:40 +0300

Tunnel of love - My favorite heavy metal band.
Just married - Ahhh, love conquers all!
Keep drinking - This will be the first girl to drink 50 million gallons.
LOL - Your car sucks.
Owned - Clark... How could you?
Barn warning - I'm not sure if this will keep 'em away.
They are real - They are spectacular.
You'll be back - A message to all quitters.
Replacement ass - I guess I could use one of these, since the original one divorced me.
Are you a loser? Find out! - At least I'm not into that sick Britney loving thing...
The Faith Tones album cover - Those can't seriously be girls!
Thank you Mr. Dentist! - Viceroys filter the smoke.