How to cheat on all of your tests
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LandLord (Saturday, 24 Apr 2010)
You should change your nickname to Hipster Cat. kdx (Saturday, 24 Apr 2010)
nothing new, that's right An (Saturday, 24 Apr 2010) Reply
Whoever made this, probably just discovered the existence of the internet.. lmnop (Saturday, 24 Apr 2010) Reply
if you're going to put this much effort into cheating...just study F (Saturday, 24 Apr 2010)
well i've used ur mum in bed for ages Jesus (Sunday, 25 Apr 2010)
Looks like the F(ailed kid) is angry)... ;) Wee Pee (Saturday, 24 Apr 2010) Reply
When you go to university you get to have a whole book of formulas on your desk. The exams are not about remembering formulas but of solving problems using formulas. Something that can't be written on a cheat note. Shirime (Sunday, 25 Apr 2010)
Nope. You can be intelligent and have a lousy memory for formulas so this cheat can be useful. L (Sunday, 25 Apr 2010)
So true. Wee Pee (Sunday, 25 Apr 2010)
Shirime: I meant to say "The exams there", as in that uni/college has a better model. There is a great TED lecture by Dan Meyer about high school math teaching on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlvKWEvKSi8 Albert G0re (Monday, 26 Apr 2010)
Forever is a long time. MetricFail (Sunday, 25 Apr 2010) Reply
Not allowed to drink in class. Everything off the table during a test stupid. Gogoplata (Tuesday, 27 Apr 2010)
Not at Stanford... :-P TNT (Sunday, 25 Apr 2010) Reply
as my dad once said ... If you can't remember text from 2x2 inch note, then you are just dumb and have nothing to do in school. Never have cheated since. And graduated with excellent marks. Teach (Monday, 26 Apr 2010) Reply
How to cheat on a test... Blow the teacher, much less work involved. YESIR (Monday, 26 Apr 2010) Reply
Oar you could just slide a piece of handwritten paper facing inward under the label. Think as your Drink! dillweed (Tuesday, 27 Apr 2010) Reply
They have another word for people who cheat all the time - janitors. If you are going to go to all of this trouble to make a cheat sheet, just take that time and study instead. Nobody thinks this is clever except other people who want to be janitors or burger flippers for life. It's no really that hard to study and excel at life. ShadoWKilleR (Saturday, 1 May 2010)
but some people (like me) who have 165 IQ have SERIOUS memory problems, I only remember stuff that happened last year no matter how hard I try, so please keep your whining to yourself omfg (Tuesday, 27 Apr 2010) Reply
omfg! They sell that glue stick in the library at the university where i study. retry (Tuesday, 27 Apr 2010) Reply
Memory is a component of intelligence. You don't always have time to go look something up when the bomb is about to explode, the astronauts are about to die, or the girl is about to put her clothes back on... Herbert West (Tuesday, 27 Apr 2010) Reply
This would work a lot better for history tests than for physics. Physics consists knowing where to use what formula, not memorising them - in fact, every physics exam I've ever done came with a formula sheet. History, on the other hand, involves a lot of memorisation of stuff that we will probably forget once the exam is over anyway. Also, if I were ever to want to cheat on an exam (entirely hypothetically, of course), I would probably write the information on my shoes. I'd wear dark shoes and use pencil so it would only barely show up, but still be visible enough to read with a casual glance while sitting with my legs crossed. Israeli student (Tuesday, 27 Apr 2010) Reply
In my university, we had a much better mehod. Most of our exams were multiple answer questions (which for some reason are called in Israel "American exams"). Towards he end of the exam, people that already finished the test would meet right outside the window of the classroom and shout "What did you answer in question 2b??" "X equals y divided by 3 Z's!!" "Oh, thanks mate!" And for some reason- nobody did anything to them. Basically they didn't cheat really- They are just loud :) uhh (Wednesday, 28 Apr 2010) Reply
Exams for the U.S. Foreign Service don't allow you to bring anything in the room and most of the questions are essay based, so this is a fail for me. Thanks for the effort though. brains (Wednesday, 28 Apr 2010) Reply
i like how it says 0.5 litres on the front then 250 mls in the corner SHIT4BRAINS (Monday, 3 May 2010)
That's per serving CocaColon (Wednesday, 5 May 2010) Reply
Clever. But i hope they remembered to use water-fast ink. Or left it warm. Or someone got video of them getting busted with their label running like a watercolour in the rain. Teeks (Sunday, 9 May 2010) Reply
lol, we get a formula sheet which makes things a lot easier. And in our exams we have to have clear bottles, in which we can only have water and we have to remove all our labels, so it wouldn't work RaulJones (Monday, 14 Jun 2010) Reply
waa...old idea...waa...nothing new...you people don't know what old is. Anon (Tuesday, 10 Aug 2010) Reply
Most teachers are aware of this, and will not allow you to have a drink during a test. It's part of the rules of standardized test taking, for that matter. |