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Mario Jr (Tuesday, 16 Feb 2010) Reply
But Daaaaaaaaaaaaad... I don't wanna go save Mom again! Why don't you go do it? ...you old bastard. Random (Thursday, 25 Feb 2010) Reply
"Oh, hey, Mario! Yeah, thanks for, uh, killing all those koopas, and y'know, defeating Bowser 'n shit, but... well, hate to burst your bubble, but the princess isn't even in this castle! I mean, all that for nothing! Ha! What a douche! But no hard feelings, right? I mean, it's all good, innit? Hey, uh, Mario, what're you gonna dowith that mushroom thing? Seriously, what are you doing? Are you sure that thin is safe to ea- Whoah! Dude, you're growing! How're you doing that? Jeez, you're, like, the size of a building now! That is so- Uh, Mario? Why're you raising your foot like that? What are you gonna... AAAH! NO! C'MON, MAN, I DIDN'T MEAN IT! LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THE DAMN PRINCESS IS, JUST DON'T STEP ON ME! PLEASE! I MEAN IT! NO, DON'T! DON'T CRUSH ME! NOOOO! DON'T CRU-" squish. |