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Brenda (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009) Reply
I't ok. I poisoned the dog. It will be dead in a couple of days. It is good you left. You were next. Mark (And the Dog) (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
That is how we know it wasn't working out. When you poisoned the food the dog and I both knew it. It made the $hit you called cooking taste better, so something had to be up! Best part of it is we went to the doctor and vet in time, and we took the antidote. We then poisoned the computer keyboard and the mouse. The second you wrote your post you sealed your fate! Neighbor (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009)
Good riddance. Your barnyard sex woke up my mee-maw every night. Brenda (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009) Reply
I called the Doctor before you got there and told him you were coming and what poison you took. I said you might be disoriented. He gave you the wrong antidote. Die, sucker, die. P.S. I never use that computer. God (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
I'm sending a huge ass asteroide down on you, so bye bye, wankaaaas. Mark (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
You just wrote this on the computer bitch! The Real Mark (and the Dog) (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Hah- Tricked you! I knew what you were going to use and I have been taking that poison for years to develop an immunity to it! And I really put the poison on the phone, so when you thought you were calling the doctor, you poisoned yourself! Die, Bitch, DIE! P.S. I didn't poison that computer- I poisoned the one you used. Random (Sunday, 8 Nov 2009)
So clearly I must drink from the cup before me! Inconceivable! (Wednesday, 11 Nov 2009)
I don't think he really understands what that means! Signed, Inigo Montoya mik (Friday, 30 Jul 2010)
yeap...right...and we believe you... Little Tim (Monday, 30 Aug 2010)
And god Bless us everyone. F*** you Brenda ^_^ *Limps away on crutch* Brendas MOM (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009) Reply
You let him take the Dog!! That was my dog! How could you!! Mark's Roommate (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009)
It's ok, he was seasoned properly before consumption. He died like he lived. So, so delicious. Why Dad (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009)
Why did you leave me with this crazy Bitch. Brenda is my Step Mom. You never leave your Son with a step mom when you move out. And why did you take my dog? Did you also take my three lorries and a bump I had stashed in the basement? Oh if you come back for me I will never ever sleep with your next wife. Brendas Dad (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009) Reply
Who's this "Mark" character? You said your boyfriend was named Tyrese! You ingrateful, lying little trollop! Your mother and I are both very disappointed in you. You don't get a birthday this year! Yep (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009)
Pixels, amirite? YOUR Mother (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009) Reply
Now, whoever is poisoned, Stop writing to strangers on the Internet and start getting social contacts! no one (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009) Reply
guys please stop posting this isnt even relatively funny! especially you brenda The Stump (Friday, 6 Nov 2009) Reply
It's never going to work out with a bird called "Brenda". Should have known that from the off. Coroner (Friday, 6 Nov 2009) Reply
I have a body with a Toe Tag labeled "Brenda". Mark, can you tell me what type of poison you used? It would make my job easier. P.S. She had a decent body and face, but seems a little bitchy. I think you are better off with the dog. my catz hatez you (Monday, 9 Nov 2009) Reply
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