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Stupid American (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
He was married twice E=MC^2 (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Actually, Einstein was a hell of a pimp. Ruined his first marriage & (allegedly) one of the reasons he didn't do that great in college. Neex (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009)
CLEARLY he's the second most sexiest man in existence. Next to my boyfriend, of course Notmyrealname (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009)
Married twice -- once to his cousin! What? (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009) Reply
"Unlimited access to radioactive materials"? This may explain why his hair is so up. 453 (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009) Reply
Einstein wasn't weird in school. I bet he beat weird kids in math and ALSO beat them with fists after math. Becasue he is that hardcore. smarter than thou (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Actually in school, Einstein hated and sucked at math. 45 (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009)
And that's why we know him today as the most famous rock band solist ever. tnt (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009)
smarter than you.. NOT The idea that Einstein did badly at school is thought to have originated with a a 1935 Ripley's Believe it or Not! trivia column. suck on this calculus Carlos A. (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009) Reply
I think, you guys need to read more about Einstein. Also he was a theoretical, he didn't had access to explosives and radioactive material. I say the picture is a Fail. Fail Man (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009)
You ain't have the right to declare something to be a fail! Only I, Fail Man have this power! I CAN BECAUSE I AM THE FAIL! FAIL MAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! Ruben (Friday, 6 Nov 2009)
...indeed. someone (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009) Reply
This looks like one of Einstein's famous quotes. I might just as well refer to presidents or very high-ranked military personnel. -=Nikki=- (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009) Reply
i say we replace his picture with John McClane's for better accuracy amnesia (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009) Reply
Doesn't hurt to be nice. You never know, plus you get karma points. Great great one (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009) Reply
Q.Why did one of the greatest minds to ever live eventually move to America? . . . A. Because it beats the piss out of the European trashlands he left. 33 (Friday, 6 Nov 2009)
No, it is called "expansion of European influence" Get real (Saturday, 7 Nov 2009)
No its called leaving tyranny. Europe was a hellhole unless you were a member of the upper class. Winston (Tuesday, 10 Nov 2009)
Much like modern America in fact. Umlord (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009) Reply
Chuck Norris tried to present a theoretical equation to Einstein once, where in Einstein looked at the equation, looked at Chuck and exclaimed," I find your lack of faith disturbing,Norris", and proceeded to force choke him until he tapped out. Relativity (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009) Reply
and you DO have access to chicks? cmon dude... the ugly ones that no one else wants dont count. they are desperate.... like you... LaurryG (Friday, 6 Nov 2009) Reply
Actual fact: His maths teacher at school said that Einsein "was a lazy dog who never bothered with school" I guess if you're a genius, you would find school very boring. random (Sunday, 8 Nov 2009)
He was also dyslexic, i believe. Genius (Saturday, 7 Nov 2009) Reply
Einstein didn't work on the Manhattan Project (building the A-bomb) because he had no security clearance. True fact. Oppenheimer (Tuesday, 10 Nov 2009)
Neither did God... Clod (Tuesday, 10 Nov 2009) Reply
"...security clearance second only to God." but still couldn't find a frikin' barber to save his life. Weenie. Qwerty (Tuesday, 10 Nov 2009) Reply
I would hate to be a genius because every one else would appear stupid. Well (Thursday, 12 Nov 2009)
Don't they already? U235 (Tuesday, 17 Nov 2009) Reply
I thought he couldn't get a security clearance because he was born in Germany. Nu? MrCrab (Sunday, 22 Nov 2009) Reply
If I remember correctly, he said that he divorced becouse his wife, although very intellectual, was cold as a fish. Einy probably liked bondage n stuff, ol' Tiger. |