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Truth (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
If you awoke next to that you probably are dead and in Hell America (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Their all fat dumb and / or immigrants Waitwhat (Sunday, 1 Nov 2009) Reply
No, don't be confused. These are rare cases of CNN disease. For these rare images, you must go to your friends that you saved for technology and other values - Germany, or in your renounced fatherland - Great Britain. gestop (Sunday, 1 Nov 2009)
wait... WHAT? that's paul giamatti. luke (Wednesday, 18 Nov 2009)
Said by some stupid American who's first language is English and doesn't know the difference between "Their" andd "They're" madrileņo (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
Nah, that's american tourists, we are really all beautiful, thin and intelligent here. whaa? (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
Britain, small island, small gene pool? And what about America? It may be large, but it's made out of the descendants of a few boatloads of people who sailed over there. Large land does not equal diverse gene pool. There is loads of land in them thar hills, but I likes mah sister, she got a purty mouth. hejhula (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
D'oh! Black, hispanic and jewish people don't count?! whaa? (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
Well, I wouldn't know because we certainly don't have other races over here in our inbred island. We have an impenitrable 34km's of sea that stops all people coming into this island. Oh! for some ethic diversity in this country. Uncle Larry (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
I don't know what to make of the comment about America having a small gene pool. Have you ever heard the phrase "melting pot of the world?" I have at least Italian, English, Polish, German, Dutch, and Hungarian in my blood. On my Mother's side my Grandmother is full Italian and Grandfather is full Hungarian. On my Father's side it the rest and some more I believe. That is very common here also. The only people who are any different are people just arriving here like Haitians, Mexicans, and Cubans. Get your facts straight. The U.S. is about as diverse as you can get. I had to laugh about somebody actually believing that the U.S. is all descendants of a couple small boats of people. Any Historian whether American or not would probably fall over laughing at that notion. That comment made my day, thanks. @irish dude (Tuesday, 6 Jul 2010)
small gene pool oh come on can you honestly say you have not seen the increase of eastern people there? good lord the white people are becoming obsolete aka not meant to be racist but we are mixing quite well mr ding (Sunday, 1 Nov 2009) Reply
yep, they're from Germany for hausgemachte Mehlspeisen is German... She looks familiar to me.. just like my aunt from Hamburg :) zavisko (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
germany, switzerland, luxembourg, austria and lichtenstein ... they all speak german ;) goarmoarisahoar (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
No it doesn't bitch! Those are two Germans. Rompe (Sunday, 1 Nov 2009) Reply
Looks bavarian. Could be in Austria as well. (For the average american: That's NOT downunder.) LaurryG (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
Actually, in Australia, we say that the United States is down under. I mean, who is right or wrong ? It all depends on your Frame Of Reference. InTheKnow (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
Austria hejhula (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
Here we say that Australians are walking upside down :). Stupid Bird (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Those aren't Americans, their clothes are European. Pat (Monday, 2 Nov 2009) Reply
HA HA HA!!! FINALLY! Some thing OTHER than America bashing on the internet... rumplestiltskin (Monday, 2 Nov 2009) Reply
"Mehlspeisen" is a typical Austrian word. You also can see a small austrian flag next to her (or it?) on the table: red-white-red stripes. sure (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
sure,you ami-dirt bag. ze scheim (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
That's how americans in Europe look like. Taking out the eurotrash! (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
Europeans are the reason abortion is necessary. djbobo (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
there's nothing like the good ol' american scumbag.. word. Slumdog (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
Actually it was first the Europeans to takeout their trash... to america. Your Masters (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Europeans are sissy boys who will bow down to China. China rocks, Europeans suck. Uncle Larry (Monday, 2 Nov 2009) Reply
It's tough being on top. All the world trying to insult you from their crummy huts with outdated computers and sitting on milk crates for chairs. Just face it you all want to be here and wish you had 1/10 of what we have. How many of you here that are not American have more than 1 vehicle if any vehicle at all? How many of you owned your own home at 25? I haven't even finished college yet, 1/2 way there/lazy I guess, and I still have a car, truck, van, small boat, I'm about to get a motorcycle, and they're all paid for. My home will be paid for about next year some time. I get all the tail I want, I'm not fat, and have a 3.8 GPA so far in college classes I've taken thus far. So go suck it losers. Try picking on some country that is an easy target like Somalia. This picture has made it's rounds on the internet and by now we all know it was obviously taken by an American tourist in Germany. Now that I've ruined your fun go tell your Mom that your moving out and coming to America because your tired of your shitty life in (fill in blank). There's plenty of room here. Ask all the illegal Mexicans, they'll tell you all about it. pff (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
I DEFIITELY don't want to be an american. And I am proud not to be one! Thank God! I'm typing this in english, because you're obviously too d u m b to learn other languages. "My home will be paid for about next year some time" - yeah, you actually mean year 2110, right? P.S. How's your health-care system doing? Oh, I forgot you don't have one. asdf (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
America's no mo. Wake up. X13 (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
Ooooooh, the mighty United States of Debt. Talk about freedom. Maybe we don't have much, but definitely we DON'T have debt for which we must occupy another countries in search for more to steal. You call it freedom, we call it thievery. Don't let me start with this topic. X13 (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
P.S. I know, you're right, you're famous for "picking on some country that is an easy target like Somalia". Wahitwhat (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
You, Uncle Larry sir, just confirmed and proved what a stupid douches you yanks are. It's better to shut up and let people think you are not stupid, than speakin' up and confirm that thesis. hejhula (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
Wow... a helluva bashing... But don't be too sad, Larry. We know that some Americans are good. Uncle Larry (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
I'm going to take a wild guess here and say that all of you that replied were stricken with jealousy which is why you couldn't bang out anything that actually countered what I said. All I got was thievery this, debt ridden that, and it was topped off with some learn other languages and a side of health care dribble. I'm doing just fine with only having to master one language, thanks. The only problem is the Spanish words on banners in Home Depot get annoying to look at. That's about as far as another language affects me here. They just take up room on a banner in Home Depot....LOL. I may live in a country that has a debt but, I sure don't feel it. Ask my bank account how it feels. It will reply something to the tune of "f**king great." To the mush brain going on about the health care, I don't know how to respond to that. See the people who work and have private health care like myself, we don't need socialized health care. You must be confusing me with the small percentage of our population that are homeless or welfare cases who don't have health care because they are losing in life and need hand outs. Why don't you check out where 19 of the top 25 hospitals are in the world you bone heads. hejhula: I'm far from sad. I'm sitting here in my boxers eating a bowl of cereal at 10 AM because I didn't feel like going to work today. You want to know why I can "feel like" not going to work? I'm the boss/owner of my business. Yeah good ol' America, the land of opportunity. If you excuse me now I'm going to play Call of duty 4 for the rest of the day and order delivered pizza for lunch while I play. Boo hoo, I sure am sad. Waitwhat (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
You are very productive I see. But your "feels" are bad, and that makes you a bad man. Because of you don't feelin' the debt now, it doesn't mean you'll never feel it. And even if you don't feel it, your kids (if you have them) will. That means your country will continue to pile up s**t and raid other countries, in the name of YOUR freedom, not other people countries. I know, one day you'll just pay the price. Till then, you'll be just a douche. After that, everybody will be happy, cause there's only one douche less. So - don't thread on us. X13 (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
I'm too humble to be jealous over one fat debt ass not owning his own life. What part of that you don't understand? You think you are the one who ask questions and set rules what we'll talk about? Well, as you can see, WE are majority here and WE set up the rules and questions. Now take your sorry wild guess and shove it up your ass. Or you can just continue with your lame comebacks and get more bashing. CanSeeTheWriting (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
Well Uncle Larry, I do have to admit that in the minds of 90% of our population we are living in the greatest country in the world. In actuality this country is full of nothing but lazy ****s, wussbags and complete jackasses. I won't deny you that we are the most powerful country that almost every other country wants to come to, however Texas has the highest educational standards in the ENTIRE country. Yes that's right a southern state, I also happen to live here and can vouch for how many stupid people who are too ignorant to believe anything other than what they are told live here. The only thing that I am stating is nothing more than, just because we are the land of the free (and by free I mean taxed out the ass) does not mean that we are the greatest country in the world. I can think of 5 other countries that I would rather live in, and honestly given the chance I will leave and never come back. Until then I will continue to make use of the resources available to me just so that I can learn everything that I will need once I do leave, for starters the language. I do not hate my country, I just don't like most of it's inhabitants. Uncle Larry (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
How sad, you are all hurting now that I opened your eyes to the pile of crap that is your lives. X13: Did you not read the sentence where I said I own and paid for my vehicles and the house will be done next year? As in zero debt. I have no debt on credit cards and I have plenty of $ in the bank. Not all of it is in U.S. currency either. Try Gold/Platinum/Palladium and stocks to be exact. Are you on some kind of cool drug that makes drivel come out your mouth like "WE set up the rules and questions" make sense? Where did that even come from? Who are "WE?" Did "WE" post these rules up? Did "WE" ask a question or was I out of turn in posting some question? Aunt Lara, you are retired also. In fact most people in here are retired. This is practically a retirement home. CanSeeTheWriting: leave, we won't miss you. Bash away turkeys, your just making yourselves look more desperate to show how much you hate number #1. America, f**k yeah! What? (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
References to Texas... If we would/could depart the USA, we'd be about the tenth richest country in the world. Personally, I'm all for it. We started out a free and independent country, we should go back to it. Better than the U.S. of Obamanation. Death to ptff fan club (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
ptff time to die! Jesus (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
I would prefer to choke myself with a fist than live in USA, long live Europe! boring (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
She's an exception in Europe. She would be a norm in the states. Not american (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
"Death to ptff fan club", hey you m0ron, you've just showed how "intelligent" you americans are. hejhula (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
Sorry, Larry for disappointing you, I meant that notice good heartedly. Anyway, I quit regular job and became self-employed, because I had problems forcing myself to get up before 11am. Now I schedule meetings with my clients in the afternoon and I can sleep as much as I want... One day off is also rather unimpressive feature... I was working about 20 days in the last half a year and it still makes me great living. There are more places in the world where you can make great money with talent, good skills and knowledge ;-). 333 (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
how come European countries are regarded better? Like Denmark, Sweden? maybe our milk crates are still better than your milk crates? tttt (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
"How many of you owned your own home at 25? I haven't even finished college yet, 1/2 way there/lazy I guess, and I still have a car, truck, van, small boat, I'm about to get a motorcycle, and they're all paid for." having house.. being lazy we don't know if he works. What, you inherited some money? And that makes average yank superior how? yuio (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
Uncle Larry is it common for great american investor to spend time in children's entertainment/picture site? X13 (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
By WE, I mean WE - We who comment and thread here. Are you blind or something? I'm sure you can read, english at least. Go and buy some glasses with you credit card. You really failed here man, big time. European Traitor (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
Cool! If a douchebag like you can be so successfull in america, I will go as soon as I can! Uncle Larry (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
X13: First off smart guy, English gets capitalized. It is "your" credit card, not "you" credit card. When you attack somebody for how they write make sure you check your grammar first. yuio: See that's just it, I'm no investor. I just own a small business and don't squander it away. That's why it's great here. Anybody can do great very easily. Nobody ever said I was a banker. Is the children's site you are talking about Eatliver.com? Have you looked outside the funny picture boxes lately? The advertisements are not for children. This is hardly a site for minors. hejhula: If you're going to talk with the adults at least be serious. I didn't come on here saying I was a millionaire, yacht owning, Ferrari driving American superstar. I am just a normal small business owner in America. By saying you worked 1 out of the last six months you pretty much discredited anything you say hereon. What do you do, sell multi-million dollar homes to your "clients" in your spare time?.....rolls eyes. 333: At least your getting it somewhat. You named off Denmark and Sweden. I'll even help you, you can also drop Switzerland in there. Right up there at the top with them is the United States. If we are talking about wealth per capita and GDP kind of stuff that is. The U.S. has some of the greatest mil crates on the Earth. We unsurprisingly turn up in the very top of most lists that are used to brag about. A few times we would be top in the bad lists also. If there was a list that had the most douches per population, we would be high up on that list also. That still doesn't take away the fact that the majority of everybody loves it here those who aren't here want to be. If you people want to call me a douche for having pride in my country then so be it. You will get the same treatment though. Unfortunately nobody here has said what country they are from giving me the notion they are embarrassed of the truth and have no pride. Every country has some ghosts in the closet. 333 went off about Sweden and Denmark but, unless he has dual citizenship, his vote doesn't count. As far as I know you are all the same person posting on different screen names. European Traitor: We welcome European douches like you also. Hopefully you will do well here. Just make sure you bathe more often when you get here. There's nothing worse than a smelly and douchey European. Captain Obvious (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
O geez, what a heluva bashing. 33 (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
National income per capita ir a weak argument. Maybe then Liechtenshtein are World leaders then? :D or Malta? European Traitor (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Thanks for your advice and your support. I'm sure I will be a perfect american douchebag, I can't wait to buy my first gun and to eat my first supersized meal. Uncle Larry (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
European Traitor: You will fit right in. My suggestion is get a Kahr or Ruger. They're both American made and you will kill two birds with one stone by getting your gun and buying American. Then for the supersized meal I suggest you go to McDonalds and get the bacon & cheese Angus combo. I believe the hamburger alone is almost 900 calories. Add the fries, a coke, a apple pie, and you practically have half your daily intake in one meal. X13 (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Hahahaha, weak Larry, really weak. You went so low on this, that you actually tryin to make a point by searching a misspelled words and untyped letters. Your douchebaggery is by this - confirmed. Wow, YOUR REEL SAMRT! At least I know about 4-5 languages more than you, so - you fail again, man. European Traitor (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Again, thanks for the advice. I can already picture myself in my garden in a hot tub, eating a bacon & cheese Angus combo and shooting birds with my brand new ruger. Even Lincoln Is Ashamed (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Uncle Larry driving is like SPECIAL NEEDS FOR SPEED X13 (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Well although we are smelly most of the time at least we aren't fat douches. Now if I only had some way to show how knowing so many languages makes me better then I really would make Larry look lame. Hmm (Monday, 2 Nov 2009) Reply
Its true. And so what if the picture shows an anomaly, compared to Americans that's still thin and beatiful. buttercup princess (Monday, 2 Nov 2009) Reply
i know those people! thay are actually american on vacation in germany. 33 (Monday, 2 Nov 2009) Reply
Why yes we are. Take a photo when she is standing still and is not all messed up. Lica (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
Hahaha mss (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
LOLOLOL FTW FTW !!! WTF (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009) Reply
If all you have to do in your day is get all pent up and frustrated at one dumd pic out of billions its sad all this about who's country is better and who's populace is sexier come the hell on really? I've been to america and europe theres plenty of sexy ass people in both so chill out ...go for a walk ..read a book and like i said get a life 33 (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
shut up! your country is probably poor and butt-ugly. That's why you want equality. my 2 cents (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009) Reply
In the early 19th century, my ancesters emigrated from Europe to America to escape religious and political oppression, crushing poverty, and a class system from which there was no escape. And good riddance to you. kainim (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
depending on the age? yes, though some german women can be very good looking, those are the exceptions XD semssos (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
i know some beautiful germans. so, youre not right Nick (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009) Reply
Uncle Larry, thanks a lot. It feels even better now to be a European. You own 5 vehicles? Good for you! I speak and write Dutch, French, German, English, Spanish and Italian. Oh by the way, I can cook, so no cereals or pizza for me. Uncle Larry (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Nice, do you want a cookie now? Being able to speak and write in six languages must really help with in life over there huh? Now you no longer have to worry about traveling a few hours and not be able to converse with somebody. Now in my case knowing one language has kept up so many barriers for me here. I'm sure you read about those pesky Home Depot banners I spoke of right? You don't eat cereal for breakfast or eat pizza for lunch? Do you prepare 3 course meals for breakfast and lunch on your days off? Are you just some multilingual jolly chef who likes to cook for fun, good for you little fella. It seems nobody has done anything other than nit pick what I've said so far. I'll take that as a sign that you have nothing to say in defense of your stance that America sucks so bad. In conclusion, I think it's obvious who is jealous of which country here. Iwriteincapslocksoyouthinkimyelling (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
I LOVE PEOPLE WHO ARGUE ON THE INTERNET. -MY COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN YOUR COUNTRY! -YEAH? WELL I'M HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOU! -BUT I'M MORE INSTRUCT THAN YOU! -I'M HAPPIER! -NO I'M HAPPIER! -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! whoa (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009) Reply
For a light hearted joke this sure turned to sh)t fast! Lighten up people. QUit being so jealous of the great US of A!!! LMAO X13 (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Heh. We just waited for a douche to trigger good ol' bashing, and I must admit that Larry did the job with his "witty" rant. Guy is really trying hard, but you must give him a credit for his constant absurdness. Boom (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009) Reply
Just so you all know, people like Uncle Larry are the ones that make the rest of America look shitty. I'd much rather not be here, but you know what, no matter where I go, I'm ostracized because I was born here. I didn't have a choice about it. Now, can we maybe stop bashing America? I mean yeah, most of us are fat, like Larry and dumb like hillbillies, but a few of us aren't and besides, Europeans have bad teeth... X13 (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Hey man. When we bash people like Larry, we just bash stupid people, no matter where they're from. And about teeth - don't mix GB with rest of the Europe. They're special, like in "special needs" type of people. Like Larry. Eurotrash (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Does throwing the words "douche" and "bash/bashing" around make you think you have won an argument somehow? Iwriteincapslocksoyouthinkimyelling (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! European Traitor (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Hey Iwriteincapslocksoyouthinkimyelling you should write a book. It should be titled "BASHINGFATDOUCHESTHATONLYSPEAKENGLISH." Americans < biscuits < Lady Gaga < my testicles X13 (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Well, Eurotrash, you're a douche and you should be bashed. I really can't find another word for people like you. Douche. Iwriteincapslocksoyouthinkimyelling (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
WHAT MAKE YOU THINK I AM AN ARROGANT DOUCHE WHO HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST PEOPLE WHO ONLY SPEAK ONE LANGUAGE? ARGUING ON THE INTERNET IS FUN! I AM BETTER THAN YOU! -NO YOU'RE NOT! -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! European Traitor (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Hey guy with my name from the previous comment, I'm glad I inspired you, but next time you take a name at least try to understand its meaning. Iwriteincapslocksoyouthinkimyelling, I love your work. X13 (Wednesday, 4 Nov 2009)
Don't be misguided. Larry's flippin' off from BASHING cause he's a DOUCHE. Iwriteincapslocksoyouthinkimyelling (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009)
-I ARE WANTING TO ARGUE SOME MORE! -LET US BASH THE EURO DOUCHES NOW! -THEY ARE ALL SMELLY ARROGANT BASTARDS AND IS JEALOUS OF AMERICAN COUNTRY! -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Iwriteincapslocksoyouthinkimyelling (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009)
I AM SO GOOD PEOPLE STEAL MY NAME IT'S AWESOME! -HEY YOUR INTERNET ARGUING IS SO POWERFULL I HAVE TO STEAL YOUR NAME TO MAKE A POINT! -BUT DUDE YOU DON'T EVEN RESPECT MY PERSONA! I'M NOT A RETARD WHO BASH PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THEIR COUNTRY! -I DON'T CARE, I'M YELLING, IT'S COOL! AAAAAAAH! -Ok, have fun, I'm out. Papem (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009) Reply
She's eating a freakin' LANGOS!!!!! The germans are pretty ugly, thought! DudethatIsMyNeihbor (Thursday, 12 Nov 2009) Reply
That chick lives next to me in England. She is a bitch! Not Uncle Larry (Friday, 13 Nov 2009) Reply
'Uncle Larry', on the contrary, the majority of commentors here care not fr what you have or have not. Or cares whether you live in a rusty old (almost paid for) trailer, have 5 cars whatever, or that you may feed off your parents' bank accounts & social contacts to be spoon-fed your luxurious life. Good for you. You may have the cream of everything, but NONE of that makes you a better person than anyone else. By design, you're a great example of everything that most of us aspire NOT to be. You probably haven't done a hard day's graft in your life. I earned everything I have - it's all bought & paid for. No help from anyone else. And I'm female. Likewise, I don't struggle to attract men,but I choose not to use people because of what I have. I don't need to work, but I do, because the work I do helps make people's lives better. It's immensely important to me to give something back. I appreciate the value of everything. You appreciate the value of nothing. Except to condemn the have-nots. Shame on you. There isn't one person on here who wants what you have. So take yourself of your pedestal, no-one is looking up at you. Quite the contrary, but keep deluding yourself little teen boy, it seems to be the only confidence you have in yourself. not Uncle Larry #2 (Saturday, 2 Jan 2010)
Wow you said if friend, I was born and raised here in the US and I have worked hard for everything I have in life. People like Uncle Larry gives the USA a bad name and I am ashamed we have so many people like him here. I have wanted to travel to Europe all my life and I think its a beautiful country. I have nothing bad to say about it. |