Ignore Halloween
Pumpkin worshiping summons demons.
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Ignore Halloween

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What? (Friday, 30 Oct 2009) Reply
She should know, she was married to one. Living proof that witches and demons should not marry.
2 + 1 equals 3 (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009)
wat.
KJ (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009)
Witches and demons can't have children because the demons have hallow wienies.
INDEED (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
VERY NASTY
Qwerty (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
She's offering me free reading material. What a nice lady.
catlover (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
Damn right she is.
Carlos A. (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
Reminds me of the season advertising. For these people Dragon Ball was created with satanists, cos there's a character called Satan. Man, unemployment really hurts people. =/
CrackerJack (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
That's in London, I'm in London! I must find her so I can beat her with a cricket bat!
sdf (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009)
Use the Jesus bat!
DeeDee (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
Dammit, Grandma! We all know Grandpa was born on Halloween. It's not funny anymore.
Zelda (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
Hey, Dude! Great costume!
skippy (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
not as nasty as a hungry kangaroo
7 ate 9 (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
yes....yes. Demons are nasty...very nasty. So are mentally handicapped people with tazers and vagina sharks, but, yes, demons too.
senseless_guy (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
But I like demons...
Lynne (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
Halloween = keeping malevolent demons away while inviting the souls of your late loved-ones back home for a night. Google it, granny.
weener spotter (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
She wrote HALLOW - EEN coz HALLO - WEEN is rude.
Notmyrealname (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
I guess "our" generation doesn't have the market cornered on ignorant imbeciles...
rocktex (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
Baba-Yagga oughta' know
K9 (Sunday, 1 Nov 2009) Reply
I always wonder why christians get their panties in a twist over Hallowe'en ("All Hallows Evening") when they invented it and the "All Saints Day" which follows on November 1st.
The origin of the day, Samhain (pronounced "sow-en") was a sort-of "thanksgiving" to the Earth for the harvest season that just came to an end. It had nothing to do with "demons". Then again, "pagan" festivals were female-centred, so small wonder that a male-centred cult hated it.
Clod (Sunday, 1 Nov 2009) Reply
A combination of All Saint's Day and All Soul's Day plus a harvest festival celebration of the end of summer. As one gets older, increased knowledge does give one a different view on things. We can learn from our elders but damn it's hard to believe them sometimes.
wow (Monday, 2 Nov 2009) Reply
Sure you summon one bad Demon and no one ever forgets
tt (Monday, 2 Nov 2009) Reply
Mind you, daemons can be pretti nasti
ktt (Tuesday, 3 Nov 2009)
shes right, you all are sooooo clueless.. Wake up!!!
The Truth (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009) Reply
lets just skip the day!
LOLZ (Sunday, 8 Nov 2009) Reply
She clearly doesn't realize Halloween is a holiday that originates from Ireland. Which its very purpose was to scare away demons/evil spirits etc.