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What?? (Friday, 30 Oct 2009) Reply
OK, what's he got a car alarm or a f***ing alarm? I have the first, where would I get the second?
Skullcrusher (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009)
Oh man, I won't read any comments here anymore. Some people are too retarded.
@Skullcrusher (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009)
Then why are you reading my reply? Go away.
facepalm (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009)
You cannot know whether you like a comment if you don't read it Skullyboy. And you're not funny.
@TWhat (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009)
The second is what girls who meet *you* have.
Eric (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
I love New Yorkers.
KJ (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
Skullcrasher. You're retired.
skippy (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
this sort of thing wouldn't ever happen in Skippyvill...
thief (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
Turn off your @%!& alarm so I can steal your POS car.
Iamfastenough (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
is it Opel 2002 ?
Eric's Soul (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
Nah i hate em
go (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
I think actually stealing his car would be more persuading.
LaurryG (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
Pfft, doesnt that person mean to write "turn you're" instead of "turn you". Gramma people, Gramma !
me (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009)
"You're" is a contraction for "you are." "Turn you are alarm off"?? You mean: "Turn YOUR f**king alarm off."
Yidiot
us (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009)
I would think that a well-placed crowbar could take care of any car alarm. Might even give the owner a clue.
binary (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009)
It should be "your", not "you're", shouldn't it?
@LaurryG (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009)
It should be "turn your" not "turn you" or "turn you're". Gramma people, Gramma!
Skitt (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009)
Skitt’s Law claims another victim
Notmyrealname (Saturday, 31 Oct 2009) Reply
Didn't Tim Robbins do a movie along these lines?
Skullcrushers mum (Sunday, 1 Nov 2009) Reply
It's 'Grammar' not 'Gramma'...! FFS
K9 (Sunday, 1 Nov 2009) Reply
If those who wrote the notes aren't smart enough to call a towing company to take the vehicle away, they deserve the noise.
Clod (Sunday, 1 Nov 2009) Reply
Call the cops, have them write him a ticket for disturbing the peace. That's what I do.
jesus christeo (Monday, 2 Nov 2009) Reply
I LOVE YOU SKULLCRUSHER! because no one else does
taki (Monday, 2 Nov 2009) Reply
knotice the 609 on the right? haha
Franz Weisswurst (Monday, 2 Nov 2009) Reply
It's fun to read the comments and notice that foreigners doing a better job on your language...
Car Owner (Thursday, 5 Nov 2009) Reply
I leave the alarm on as a pre-emptive measure in case someone does want to steal it. Think about it dumbasses, who would break in to a car that's already making noise? That's right, no one. U MAD?
retry (Saturday, 7 Nov 2009) Reply
ugh this stupid bitch neighbor's car alarm went off at 6:45am this morning. She couldn't get it to stop. She just stood there pressing her little remote button which did nothing. Ten minutes later the cops show up, hear the alarm going off, but then it stops so they just leave. No public nuisance ticket or nothing. She was RIGHT there; it would have been the easiest thing in the world to cite her. Damn lazy cops.
MJ (Sunday, 8 Nov 2009) Reply
Actually, it's incorrect to end a sentence with a preposition, so it should be "Turn off your f***ing alarm!"