My next door neighbor wants to ban all guns
Their house is not armed. I respect their opinion and promise not to use my guns to help protect them.
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My next door neighbor wants to ban all guns

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person (Monday, 26 Oct 2009) Reply
That house screams ROB ME
Logic (Friday, 6 Nov 2009)
Guns are like kids. In and of themselves they are fine, but the people that have the most probably shouldn't have any.
Random (Wednesday, 11 Nov 2009)
Logic, can I quote you on that?
Gunthief (Monday, 26 Oct 2009) Reply
If I was a gun thief, I know which house I'd hit (nice azaleas, BTW)
Not a thief (Monday, 26 Oct 2009)
Why not rob a police station? I hear they have lots of guns there.
wow (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009)
advertising you have guns is like saying please come rob my house while I am gone.
@wow (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009)
How do you know when they are gone, and how do you know they left their guns. I always carry my gun when I leave home.
Notmyrealname (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009)
You only have one gun? Don't you Love the Constitution, you pinko commie pacifist?
Da Cheeselovah (Monday, 26 Oct 2009) Reply
Wauw, great neighbor!
Top 'shop spotter (Monday, 26 Oct 2009) Reply
I can tell by the pixels........
LeeJH (Monday, 26 Oct 2009) Reply
At least that neighbour isn't as likely to be involved in a gun-related accident, and less likely to commit (rather that just attempt) suicide.
Rob Lee (Monday, 26 Oct 2009)
Lee- You don't need a gun to commit suicide. Go hang yourself.
56 (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009)
he'd probably hang himself by legs in fear of choking to death.
Eric (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009)
A gun related accident? If you are that stupid, then we don't need you on this planet. Also like Rob said, not having guns doesn't stop suicide, go cut your wrist or go swimming with a brick tied to your leg...or better yet, don't dodge traffic, or try to OD on drugs. I have more if you'd like.
Since when (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009)
Since when do you have to own a gun to be involved in a gun accident.
jwd (Tuesday, 13 Apr 2010)
Hey, fun fact! Guess which nation has the highest per capita suicide rate...give up? It's JAPAN! They have one of the strictest gun bans in the world. Your argument = FAIL.
Cheiron (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply
That sign has "redneck" written all over it
Warped (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009)
Rednecks don't have houses that nice.
Impure Client (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009)
You comment has voted for Obama out of wanting to be part of the "in" crowd written all over it. P.S. You probably mow yards like that, what do you have against people with money? They pay your salary so you can buy snacks and shit.
Yeah they do (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009)
Rednecks turn up in the strangest places, no matter how hard you try to escape them. Next district over, sometimes in their anathema(the suburbs, but sometimes I swear I can hear them scratching inside the walls.
454 (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply
why does the gun owner has a giant penis replica hanging on his door?
Canadian (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009)
Cause that guy is a DICK.
Mom (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009)
It's widely used as a deterrent that means metaphorically he will stick it in your butt if you try to rob his home, so move along to an unprotected dwelling.
Uncle Larry (Thursday, 29 Oct 2009)
Canadian is mad because he can't own a gun. Your Government thinks you are too retarded to own one. I feel bad for you. At least you have high taxes to go along with your socialized health care. Hooray for Canaduh.
P.S. I shoot my gun in the general direction of Canada. If you ever are outside playing lawn darts with your Mom and her drunk boyfriend and get hit by a stray bullet, it was me.
AmusicaLoveR (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply
This..
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Wow. Eatliver..
this place.
Means love.
Captain Obvious (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply
that's just a bait.
McLupus (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply
Warped; have you ever seen the movie "Beverly Hillbillies"?? ;o)
KJ (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply
People love guns! Kill now, ask questions later! *shoot shoot* *bang bang* Thou shou not kill unless with a gun! Abortion = murder unless the fetus threatened you and your family!
KJSux (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009)
Are you on your period or are you normally insane?
hmm (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply
So why did the color of the arrows change? And "NOT" is underlined in one and isn't in the other. Could Top 'shop spotter actually be right?!
Wasn't shopped... (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply
It was done in MS Paint.
Death (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply
So badly edited in it's untrue.
Commander (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply
They have guns, but do they have kevlar?
They need kevlar in modern society, bullets can't stop bombs.
Elroy (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply
Hmmm...His bushes don't match. What an idiot.
djiock (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009) Reply
so fake it hurts.
LogiC (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009) Reply
Living in Australia is good, almost all guns are outlawed (no auto or semi auto guns allowed). I think US peeps mis-interpreted their own constitution.
You have the right to defend yourselves. I take it to mean without being charged with any crime for defending yourself RATHER than the right to have guns.
Funnily enough we have almost no shootings or crimes committed with guns here.
Max (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009)
No moron. The second amendment states,“ A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." We have not misinterpeted our Constitution You are an absolute idiot.
Clod (Sunday, 1 Nov 2009)
Your whole island use to be the place other countries would send their convicts.
dutch WEED (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009) Reply
i loooovveeeeeee my weed plants
freek (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009) Reply
Weird way to show that you respect your neighbour.
Mine would be:
He doesn't use guns but is a share holder in a company that makes landmines.
G (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009) Reply
MS Paint is not funny
Tom (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009) Reply
Rednecks are ridiculous.
TomSux (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009)
Tom is retarded.
LoveMeorDie236 (Thursday, 29 Oct 2009)
I'm sure you mean 'retired'
right (Thursday, 29 Oct 2009) Reply
shopped
Saborlas (Thursday, 29 Oct 2009) Reply
That sign has "MSPaint" written all over it.
overlooked (Friday, 30 Oct 2009) Reply
But no one has a problem with the neighbor trying to force his values and beliefs on everyone else.
Mom (Friday, 30 Oct 2009)
If you mean the neighbor who doesn't have guns is trying to force his beliefs by wanting guns to be banned then yes, that was overlooked. That is why we have the NRA though. To keep doofuses from taking our RKBA from us.
Good notice squirt.
Moon (Friday, 30 Oct 2009) Reply
If I was the neighbor, I'd put a sign that said "I stole all his ammo!"
CCW holder (Friday, 30 Apr 2010)
Come steal MY ammo, Moon!!!
MrCrab (Sunday, 1 Nov 2009) Reply
So is it common in US to have guns in every house ?
Meh (Monday, 2 Nov 2009)
I'm not sure about all of the US, but Wyoming is at about 60% gun ownership. I believe we have the highest ratio of gun owners in the US. I know more people that have a Concealed Weapons Permits than I know people that own Iphones.
G23Paxilon (Wednesday, 28 Apr 2010)
Well every one knows you need a concealable revolver, a 12 gauge, and a 50 cal. long gun. AR-15's if you have a few extra bucks.
Humane (Friday, 13 Nov 2009) Reply
Than sign shows a total lack of respect
gtfo (Tuesday, 18 May 2010)
Me calling you an idiot shows a total lack of respect. But it doesn't really matter, because you're an idiot.
bangbang (Tuesday, 29 Jun 2010) Reply
I used to be very anti-gun, but I've softened my stance. I still don't own or want one, but I don't think they should be banned. Nevertheless, that sign is just plain out of line. People who put up that sign aren't helping their cause. They only paint gun-rights people as nutjobs.
SemperFiGuy (Tuesday, 6 Jul 2010) Reply
Australia's Bureau of Crime Statistics and Research acknowledges that the gun ban had no significant impact on the amount of gun-involved crime:
* In 2006, assault rose 49.2 percent and robbery 6.2 percent.
* Sexual assault -- Australia's equivalent term for rape -- increased 29.9 percent.
* Overall, Australia's violent crime rate rose 42.2 percent.

Moreover, Australia and the United States -- where no gun-ban exists -- both experienced similar decreases in murder rates:
* Between 1995 and 2007, Australia saw a 31.9 percent decrease; without a gun ban, America's rate dropped 31.7 percent.
* During the same time period, all other violent crime indices increased in Australia: assault rose 49.2 percent and robbery 6.2 percent.
* Sexual assault -- Australia's equivalent term for rape -- increased 29.9 percent.
* Overall, Australia's violent crime rate rose 42.2 percent.
* At the same time, U.S. violent crime decreased 31.8 percent: rape dropped 19.2 percent; robbery decreased 33.2 percent; aggravated assault dropped 32.2 percent.
* Australian women are now raped over three times as often as American women.

GUN BANS HAVE NOT STOPPED VIOLENT CRIMES in Australia, Japan, all of Europe, Canada, or any other country. England is now in the process of banning certain knives and replacing them with a specially made knife that does not have a sharp point. Ridiculous! What's next, sticks and stones????
FINALLY!! (Thursday, 15 Jul 2010)
This by far the most intelligent post on this page. If violent criminals want to kill or hurt someone, they will just find another weapon if no gun is available. And they don't care about gun laws. They'll have them either way. BTW... the sign is obviously digitally altered. There probably WAS a big sign in the yard, but more likely it said "YES WE CAN!" or "FOR SALE" it isn't very difficult to do in photoshop. Shadows take some skill to fake though. It is just a joke.