My next door neighbor wants to ban all guns
Their house is not armed. I respect their opinion and promise not to use my guns to help protect them.<< Previous | EatLiver.com | Next >>
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Logic (Friday, 6 Nov 2009) Guns are like kids. In and of themselves they are fine, but the people that have the most probably shouldn't have any. Random (Wednesday, 11 Nov 2009) Logic, can I quote you on that? Gunthief (Monday, 26 Oct 2009) Reply If I was a gun thief, I know which house I'd hit (nice azaleas, BTW) Not a thief (Monday, 26 Oct 2009) Why not rob a police station? I hear they have lots of guns there. wow (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) advertising you have guns is like saying please come rob my house while I am gone. @wow (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) How do you know when they are gone, and how do you know they left their guns. I always carry my gun when I leave home. Notmyrealname (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) You only have one gun? Don't you Love the Constitution, you pinko commie pacifist? LeeJH (Monday, 26 Oct 2009) Reply At least that neighbour isn't as likely to be involved in a gun-related accident, and less likely to commit (rather that just attempt) suicide. Rob Lee (Monday, 26 Oct 2009) Lee- You don't need a gun to commit suicide. Go hang yourself. 56 (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) he'd probably hang himself by legs in fear of choking to death. Eric (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) A gun related accident? If you are that stupid, then we don't need you on this planet. Also like Rob said, not having guns doesn't stop suicide, go cut your wrist or go swimming with a brick tied to your leg...or better yet, don't dodge traffic, or try to OD on drugs. I have more if you'd like. Since when (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Since when do you have to own a gun to be involved in a gun accident. Warped (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Rednecks don't have houses that nice. Impure Client (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) You comment has voted for Obama out of wanting to be part of the "in" crowd written all over it. P.S. You probably mow yards like that, what do you have against people with money? They pay your salary so you can buy snacks and shit. Yeah they do (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Rednecks turn up in the strangest places, no matter how hard you try to escape them. Next district over, sometimes in their anathema(the suburbs, but sometimes I swear I can hear them scratching inside the walls. 454 (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply why does the gun owner has a giant penis replica hanging on his door? Canadian (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Cause that guy is a DICK. Mom (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) It's widely used as a deterrent that means metaphorically he will stick it in your butt if you try to rob his home, so move along to an unprotected dwelling. Uncle Larry (Thursday, 29 Oct 2009) Canadian is mad because he can't own a gun. Your Government thinks you are too retarded to own one. I feel bad for you. At least you have high taxes to go along with your socialized health care. Hooray for Canaduh. P.S. I shoot my gun in the general direction of Canada. If you ever are outside playing lawn darts with your Mom and her drunk boyfriend and get hit by a stray bullet, it was me. McLupus (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply Warped; have you ever seen the movie "Beverly Hillbillies"?? ;o) KJ (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply People love guns! Kill now, ask questions later! *shoot shoot* *bang bang* Thou shou not kill unless with a gun! Abortion = murder unless the fetus threatened you and your family! KJSux (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009) Are you on your period or are you normally insane? hmm (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply So why did the color of the arrows change? And "NOT" is underlined in one and isn't in the other. Could Top 'shop spotter actually be right?! Commander (Tuesday, 27 Oct 2009) Reply They have guns, but do they have kevlar? They need kevlar in modern society, bullets can't stop bombs. LogiC (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009) Reply Living in Australia is good, almost all guns are outlawed (no auto or semi auto guns allowed). I think US peeps mis-interpreted their own constitution. You have the right to defend yourselves. I take it to mean without being charged with any crime for defending yourself RATHER than the right to have guns. Funnily enough we have almost no shootings or crimes committed with guns here. Max (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009) No moron. The second amendment states,“ A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." We have not misinterpeted our Constitution You are an absolute idiot. Clod (Sunday, 1 Nov 2009) Your whole island use to be the place other countries would send their convicts. freek (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009) Reply Weird way to show that you respect your neighbour. Mine would be: He doesn't use guns but is a share holder in a company that makes landmines. TomSux (Wednesday, 28 Oct 2009) Tom is retarded. LoveMeorDie236 (Thursday, 29 Oct 2009) I'm sure you mean 'retired' overlooked (Friday, 30 Oct 2009) Reply But no one has a problem with the neighbor trying to force his values and beliefs on everyone else. Mom (Friday, 30 Oct 2009) If you mean the neighbor who doesn't have guns is trying to force his beliefs by wanting guns to be banned then yes, that was overlooked. That is why we have the NRA though. To keep doofuses from taking our RKBA from us. Good notice squirt. Moon (Friday, 30 Oct 2009) Reply If I was the neighbor, I'd put a sign that said "I stole all his ammo!" Meh (Monday, 2 Nov 2009) I'm not sure about all of the US, but Wyoming is at about 60% gun ownership. I believe we have the highest ratio of gun owners in the US. I know more people that have a Concealed Weapons Permits than I know people that own Iphones. |
