Zero tolerance warning
Tear the notice down, set up your lines on the paper. Problem solved.<< Previous | EatLiver.com | Next >>
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Notmyrealname (Friday, 11 Sep 2009) Reply
If Henry's management were really so concerned, they'd cater to a different clientelle. Ylper (Friday, 11 Sep 2009) Reply
The secret substance is called WD-40. What this info forgets to mention that your nose begins to bleed like a pig, if you use it anyway. But also I have heard, that extreme rogue-scientists from the drug-mafia clans already developed an effective counter-measure call creditcard on which you can place your coke in order to seperate it from the substance on the toilet surface. -=Nikki=- (Friday, 11 Sep 2009)
wow, technology these days. what kind of black market can i get this "creditcard" from that you speak of? genius (Saturday, 12 Sep 2009)
urine has the same effect on cocaine as wd-40 Anonymous (Saturday, 12 Sep 2009)
You're sarcastic until you're the one to have to clean up after junkies snorted cocaine off of a toilet. gestop (Saturday, 12 Sep 2009)
junkies don't snort lines off of toilet tanks... they bang it. people with too much coke snort lines off of toilet tanks.... and people that don't carry their keys with them. ;) The Truth (Saturday, 12 Sep 2009) Reply
credit card makes too short of a line. I usually carry a yardstick in these cases. Moon (Saturday, 12 Sep 2009)
I have a 6 foot tall woman with me at all times, specifically for this purpose. Moon (Saturday, 12 Sep 2009)
AND, she'll kill me if she reads this. =8^o Sun (Tuesday, 15 Sep 2009)
Too late, Moon. Your ass is done for . No more snorting of of my back moe (Saturday, 12 Sep 2009) Reply
Its those damn transvestites, Henry, I keep tellin ya. Ya need to get a better clientle in this dump. Slippy Lane (Friday, 25 Sep 2009) Reply
If they were REALLY zero tolerance, they wouldn't have bothered with the notice, and they'd have liberally sprinkled powdered glass everywhere. THAT'S zero tolerance. Ace (Wednesday, 21 Oct 2009) Reply
Actually, that's not true. The reason they do it on mirrors, tiles or toilet seats is because they're perfectly smooth. Paper isn't, it'd cause them to lose a considerable amount of the precious substance. Oh, and though it's probably not true, this is cool. |