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moo (Thursday, 4 Jun 2009)
I ate your pet hamster 16 minutes ago. ehem (Saturday, 27 Jun 2009)
my pet hamster replaced itself with a decoy, you lowminded american. Do you think such a superior race would allow itself being eaten by you? MaRmAR (Monday, 1 Jun 2009)
Go idiotic. :) Carnivor (Thursday, 11 Jun 2009)
So vegans are like half-hearted vegetarians right? No meat except fish. I don't understand. Fish die horrible deaths. First they get a barbed hook in the mouth, if they are lucky it penetrates the brain for an instant death. Then they are dragged by the hook that is impaled through the mouth or sometimes they actually swallow it the hook pierces their stomach. Then they are dragged ashore. (Take a moment and imagine yourself being dragged from a hook that is embedded in your stomach). Then they get to slowly suffocate from lack of oxygen. This is horrible. It is way more humane to eat beef chicken or pork they get to live a life of luxury. (yeah they get killed but they are so freaking stupid they don't even see it coming) GO MEAT! You're dumb. (Sunday, 14 Jun 2009)
Vegetarians are half-hearted vegans. Vegans do not eat any meat, meat products, or fur. VEGETARIANS are the ones that may eat fish, dairy products, eggs and such. sa (Friday, 19 Mar 2010)
Who eats fur? Furlover (Friday, 19 Jun 2009)
Vegans don't eat fur? Snotslick (Monday, 1 Jun 2009) Reply
Pop a couple of slices into an envelope. Post it to the Iranian Embassy. Can you guess what will happen next? prince of persia (Monday, 1 Jun 2009)
.. you'll look in the mirror and realise you're still a douche? candiamann (Monday, 1 Jun 2009)
throw that son of a bitch in a pan and fry him up now thats a lot of ham!!! meHh (Monday, 1 Jun 2009) Reply
You guys are sick... use bacon to feign death?!?! peace offering ring a bell?! oh,.. then youd have to share it.... ff (Monday, 1 Jun 2009) Reply
That bear reminds me that black creature form super old game Anoter World (http://www.pixelate.de/uploads/images/another_world.jpg) Also bacon is increadibelly useful when dealing with business discussions. Introduction of bacon usually leads to good things and may agreements, bacon ended the cold war. sphincter (Monday, 1 Jun 2009) Reply
Hey, they forgot "Wrap the bacon around your joystick for birth control" anon (Monday, 1 Jun 2009) Reply
Wrap your bacon in some bacon and then cover it with bacon so that there is more bacon then eat it with bacon. Carlos A. (Tuesday, 2 Jun 2009)
Bacon explosion, mister, bacon explosion: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_Explosion kainim (Monday, 1 Jun 2009) Reply
it is a common mistake men think about sex every 3 seconds, this is scientifically proven to be bacon, not sex, though in some cases they have been found thinking about sex with bacon anamolous (Tuesday, 2 Jun 2009) Reply
goddamit you just made me remember that i haven't had bacon in six hours tasty (Monday, 8 Jun 2009) Reply
bacon and eggs for breakfast! only bad bit- the eggs diluted the flavour of bacon... but mmmm ThumbtacksHurt (Saturday, 5 Sep 2009)
If you're a Jew, I guess you just Jew more carefully so you don't choke... |