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*facepalm* (Monday, 30 Mar 2009) Bolimia? Is that like Bulimia? hewhoha (Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009) Reply drink lots of water before your every meal, and start easting healthy! krispy (Monday, 18 May 2009) Reply get a time machine and get back in time when u were 20 pounds lighter Kate (Saturday, 22 Aug 2009) Reply Um how about exercising? seems like a foreign thing now days to you kids. simple as that. mikd (Friday, 11 Sep 2009) Reply Run until u throw up then keep running and keep throwing up do it all day every day for the month and maybe just maybe ull be able to lose it Doctor Cullo (Saturday, 21 Nov 2009) Reply sick a plug in your pudgy mouth and one up the other end (just in case you decide to sick food the other way around). also run away from home since your parents, close relatives, or people that might get worried try and forbid you from reaching your beautiful physique. the safest bet crawl in a hole somewhere, far away from the general population and stay there. this way you ensure that not only will the ambulance wont be able to find you and sick you with an iv (you dont want that, its kind of like eating and we already established you dont want that), but you will also be able to go into a deep hibernation phase and wake up just in time for your sports thing. also since the human body is 70% water you might want to cut out on that too. you could even go and remove/donate some of our blood. hey who says that loosing weight cant help the community. if you dont feel like sharing your blood though, just go ahead and perform mini surgery on yourself. if you need a license i can direct you to some online universities that will be able to provide you with a medical practitioners license within minutes. remember, resources are out there for you, just like we are here supporting you. and dont worry if this seems a little too extreme. this is what all the celebrities do, including and not limited to, beyonce, Britney, posh spice, miley cyrus, etc. we care and we want to help. please let me know if you want more advice PS: remember its not across the street but down the road (google it) erin (Thursday, 10 Dec 2009) Reply just try to change your eating habbits and get some exersize! you will have it off really fast! and i'm speaking from expirience! Andy (Thursday, 31 Dec 2009) Reply American is the most obese nation in the world. Simply move your lard ass over there, get one of those awful Haiwaiin shirts the yanks wear, and you'll blend right in. |
