United methodist church
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United methodist church

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Me Again (Tuesday, 6 Jan 2009) Reply
Yeah, but I can't see this page praying.
??? (Wednesday, 3 Feb 2010) Reply
Why is the sign tilted?
Christianity: (Friday, 26 Feb 2010) Reply
The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live for ever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense really.
NoMoBama (Friday, 6 Aug 2010) Reply
You mean, like the belief that we can give health care to everyone in the country, even illegal aliens, and it will be better health care and yet cost less money? Now *that's* some serious magic...
Katie (Tuesday, 24 Aug 2010)
ooooohhhhhhh snap...good one