Sneaky (20 Feb, 2013) Reply
But make sure _you_ can still open them
Brainman (20 Feb, 2013)
Well, that differs the smart ones of us from the dumb ones.
Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali (20 Feb, 2013) Reply
My wife would make me go to the kitchen.
Penny (20 Feb, 2013)
Are you drunk? You know you shouldn't be talking when there are girls around.
lukus (20 Feb, 2013) Reply
Looks like she's opening a jar of pickles, peppers, and marshmallows.
LogiC (20 Feb, 2013)
Probably garlic cloves.
Sorry (20 Feb, 2013)
Just Olives, Pimentos and Garlic.
Sopit (20 Feb, 2013)
Yes, beacuse who would put garilic in there...
OMFG! (20 Feb, 2013)
You fast food degenerated kids can't even identify the content of that jar? OMFG!
Wife (24 Jun, 2013)
In the jar are olives, peppers and garlic. Sorry was right:)
Old Married Guy (20 Feb, 2013) Reply
If I'm gonna be mad, I rather be mad AT her. We seldom agree on anything so being mad WITH her is straight out.
Pixelated Pope (20 Feb, 2013) Reply
This makes the previous comic about the guy who says "That's funny, I can turn that into a meme" even more relevant. This was said by a poster in a Reddit thread a couple months ago about what he does when he and his wife get in a fight. Somebody heard that and said: "I can turn that into a meme".
Memesayer (21 Feb, 2013)
Gravdigr (20 Feb, 2013) Reply
You'd just be making more work for yourself...
trollort (20 Feb, 2013) Reply
just ask her to make you sammiches, that will piss her off, or . . . . . she could make you some, so its a win win situation. Use your brain men! *talking to my self* "close all jars" how stupid is that.
timmy (20 Feb, 2013) Reply
When I'm mad with my wife we're usually sharing anger about something trivial like idiotic attempts at humor that fall flat because of moronic grammatical errors... and stuff...
Bro (21 Feb, 2013)
You and your boyfriend, not wife. Come one, timmy, you are not fooling anyone here.
Rick Santorum (21 Feb, 2013) Reply
Oh man! Time to fire up Photoshop!
-=LaurryG=- (21 Feb, 2013) Reply
Looks like she's pretty constipated, maybe she should try eating some fresh food..
Lissa (21 Feb, 2013) Reply
Pffft. Go to the store and buy a large pipe wrench. Male or female, you'll be able to open any and every jar. And if you still can't open it, it wasn't meant for mankind.
Mr Sprinkles (22 Feb, 2013)
Just a strap wrench will do the job.
SoanoS (22 Feb, 2013) Reply
Protip for all single women:
Get a pair of leather gloves, preferrably thin, soft leather.
If there is a jar you can't easily open, put gloves on and open the jar with ease.
Man will become obsolete.
sam (22 Feb, 2013) Reply
use epoxy glue