Thesaurus Dinosaur Joke: Oh Crap! It’s a Thesaurus!

Legend has it that in the ancient world, amidst the roaring of the jungle, the most feared creature was none other than the Thesaurus. This majestic dinosaur didn’t hunt with sharp teeth or powerful claws – its weapon was far more treacherous: synonyms!

Your retardation is disadvantageous. I propound you all vamoose with great importunity. Oh crap! It's a Thesaurus!

Help I Accidentally Built a Jeep, What To Do Now?

I know exactly what this poor person mean by searching “help, I accidentally built a Jeep” on Google. One of my friends accidentally built a jumbo jet. He didn’t know what to do either until someone advised him to see a psychiatrist.

Help, I accidentally built a Jeep!

British Fish Meme: Great Way To Poke Fun at Brits

Poking fun at horrible British teeth will never not be funny. The creature in this British fish meme is a real fish, it’s not photoshopped. It’s called sheepshead fish. In order to break through the hard shells, sheepshead use their uniquely strong teeth. Sheepshead teeth look eerily like human teeth, and perform the same function of grinding and masticating a tough omnivore’s diet.

Wot eva appened to empafee? I'm still a yuman bean, innit?

How To Prepare Kale: Find The Best Kale Recipe Here!

Tired of feeling like a rabbit every time you reach for a plate? Say no to kale and liberate yourself from the tyranny of leafy greens! By avoiding kale, you’ll save both your taste buds and your wallet, steering clear of the enviable glares of kale enthusiasts and dodging those unsolicited lectures about the benefits of gobbling down this green garbage!

Pro tip: if you stir coconut oil into your kale, it makes it easier to scrape it into the trash.

Funny Links From Around The Internet

Maternity Photos of Guys With Beer Bellies – BBQs. Pizza. Beer. It’s that time of the season when you might notice some of your male pals… expecting?

20 Hilarious Bumper Stickers – Sometimes you just feel the need to spread your message to the world and what better way to do that on the cheap than with a bumper sticker?

Terrible Willy Wonka “Immersive Chocolate Experience” – Hilariously bad attempt to scam parents goes viral.

Five Terrible Dad Jokes – These dad jokes are so terrible, that they are almost good… Not really. They’re just terrible.

Edible Whiskey “Tide Pod” Is Now a Thing! – Missed the Tide Pod phase? Don’t worry, because there’s now an adult (and non-deadly) version to enjoy.

20 Worst Movies of The 1980s –  These movies are so bad that they are actually unintentionally funny. The list is in no particular order, all of these movies are equally bad.

Weeny Washer Soap For Men – Perfect gift for a man with a juvenile sense of humor… So basically any man.

Door Knocker Balls – Make an impression on anyone who comes banging on your door! Show the world your balls!

20 Funniest “That’s What She Said!” Photos – This was really hard. I almost pulled out. I was up all night doing it. It’s long but I hope it will leave you satisfied.

Demotivational Posters by Joan Cornella – This artist definitely understands our modern lethargy and dystopian hellscape.

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